Skip to comments.Marvel’s New Warriors author previously wrote a children’s book featuring a gay "married" Santa
Posted on 03/25/2020 8:53:54 PM PDT by Ennis85
One day there will be a dark unending abyss. One without beginning or end, without time or space. A mere black void, of intention and as I gaze upon it, peering into its endless depth I will realize it will have nothing more perverse than what Ive seen during the great clown age. Make no mistake the headline is not an attempt to compete with the Babylon Bee for the most outrageous satirical piece. The book in question is very much real.
Marvels recent attempt to cash in on the step-sibling trend on Pornhub has hilarious and massively backfired in their face. As neither comic readers nor the twitter brigade has found particular amusement with Daniel Kibblesmiths creation of creepily close siblings Safe Space and Snowflake. As it turns out this isnt Mr. Kibblesmiths first round with controversy as he previously penned a childrens book featuring a gay interracially married Santa Clause, as pointed out by Geeks + Gamers.
Not content there he has announced he and his wife will raise his wifes children to believe that Santa is black and his husband is the white one popularly shown. How children protective services have not stepped in is a mystery at this point, but their children are likely in for a horrible childhood of merciless bullying.
As no surprise, if they werent woke and virtue signaling, the review didnt take kindly to the project.
Whereas the much less helpful positive recommendations are typified by the below review from a gay father.
With Disney having to take out a 6 billion dollar loan to keep their company functioning one has to ask how much longer are they going to tolerate their comics division squandering money. Their new material does not sell and now they cannot rely on comic shops carrying their surplus to bolster sales figures and pad the books. Perhaps Disney will as speculation has suggested, ax the under-performing comics division of Marvel. Regardless of if they do or not bad jokes like this are not going to be continuing for much longer.
Ah, if I had a dollar for every book I wrote with a gay married Santa in it...
What would you have, about tree fiddy?
Gives whole new meaning to 'down the chimney chute', don't it?
Didn’t you write copy for an insurance brochure that featured a transsexual hermaphrodite cross-dressing Eskimo?
You saw that!!?? :)
Not my finest hour!!!
When a man lives with a bunch of elves whaddya expect?
What I observe from the media is; the only people who are intelligent and honorable are not white males, and about everyone is gay (even though they are much less than one percent of the population).
It’s called subtext and it is not real!
Women are pretty and attractive. Look at them naked. We can make babies with them. !!!
More importantly, we can practice making babies with them over and over again until we get it right, and if your lady friend doesn’t think you are doing it right, she will tell you, and if you are doing it right, she will tell you. :) :)
While reading the first three sentences of this, Rod Serling’s voice came into my head. I stopped there.
Yeah, they always kinda have something to say.
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