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Islamic State’s ‘very own Jabba the Hutt’ captured in Mosul
NYPost ^
| 1/17/20
| Yaron Steinbuch
Posted on 01/17/2020 1:29:08 PM PST by blueyon
He put the fat in fatwa.
A morbidly obese ISIS fanatic dubbed Jabba the Jihadi has been captured by Iraqi forces who loaded him onto a flatbed truck because he couldnt fit in a police car.
The 560-pound mufti Abu Abdul Bari, also known as Shifa al-Nima, was nabbed Thursday by an elite SWAT team of the Nineveh regiment in the city of Mosul, according to Stars and Stripes.
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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: New York; War on Terror
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To: blueyon
This guy needs to be put in a pen with a slew of hungry hogs.
Video tape the hogs attacking him and eating him alive.
Worldwide distro
To: blueyon
Ukraine International Airlines Flight 752 selfie
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posted on
01/17/2020 1:47:07 PM PST
by
laweeks
To: blueyon
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posted on
01/17/2020 1:47:50 PM PST
by
al_c
(Democrats: Party over Common Sense)
To: blueyon
This greasy slob ain’t eatin hummus and tabouleh. He’s a regular at the Mosul Golden Corral.
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posted on
01/17/2020 1:47:56 PM PST
by
albie
To: blueyon
"This walrus was their top religious cleric."
Is that his "collection plate" hanging top-right?
Leni
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posted on
01/17/2020 1:48:21 PM PST
by
MinuteGal
(MAGA !!! MAGA !!! MAGA !!!)
To: Alberta's Child
You don’t get that huge by breathing next to a Krispy Kreme bakery.
Wonder how many jihadis his daily intake would have fed? As a prisoner, he may start dropping weight in a hurry.
At Nuremberg they lopped nearly eighty pounds off Hermann Goering just by feeding him a standard U.S. ration. They weaned him off his many drug addictions - and created a Frankenstein.
Goering entered the docket lean, fit, clear headed, and ready to do battle with his accusers.
I doubt this one will end the same way.
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posted on
01/17/2020 1:48:42 PM PST
by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
To: blueyon
LOL! No fatwa could be issued against him. May have to change to The Clown Car to a Clown Truck.
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posted on
01/17/2020 1:49:17 PM PST
by
PGalt
(Past Peak Civilization?)
To: LeoWindhorse
Mr Wu's Hog Pen inDeadwood
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posted on
01/17/2020 1:57:27 PM PST
by
bert
( (KE. NP. N.C. +12) Progressives are existential American enemies)
To: Flash Bazbeaux
God has a great sense of humor!.............
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posted on
01/17/2020 1:57:28 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.......... ..)
To: frank ballenger
Or Weird Al’s parody video “Fat”
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posted on
01/17/2020 1:57:33 PM PST
by
bigbob
(Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
To: blueyon
If we get to somehow drone his big butt in the future it will take 2 missiles to do the job!
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posted on
01/17/2020 1:58:58 PM PST
by
bobby.223
(Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
To: bigbob
Or Weird Als parody video Fat Such clever parodies by Weird Al. Great stuff.
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posted on
01/17/2020 2:01:48 PM PST
by
frank ballenger
(End vote harvesting,non-citizen voting & leftist media news censorship or we are finished.)
To: bert
Mr Wu’s Hog Pen inDeadwood would find him very tasty ...Most apropo...muzzy gets eaten by porker....LOL
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posted on
01/17/2020 2:08:22 PM PST
by
litehaus
(A memory toooo long.............)
To: blueyon
Achmed the Whale. Need to get Adrian Monk on the case...
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posted on
01/17/2020 2:16:33 PM PST
by
fhayek
To: blueyon
One has to wonder what took so long. 8>)
To: Ouchthatonehurt
Yes, Sir. My thoughts exactly. Art imitates life, que no?!
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posted on
01/17/2020 2:17:58 PM PST
by
Liberal Anti Venom
(In a free society, the last refuge of a moron is tyranny. ~Jeremy Egerer~)
To: blueyon
Islamic States very own Jabba the Hutt captured in Mosul Captured following an epic low speed chase.
His tailor, Omar the Tent Maker, faces ruin with an excess of canvas stock.
To: blueyon
He reminds me of that monstrous, nude vampire librarian named “Pearl’ in the first “Blade” movie. Yuck.
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posted on
01/17/2020 2:20:16 PM PST
by
Kriggerel
("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
To: blueyon
“....Jabba the Jihadi...”
Nadless is in Iraq? Who knew?.....LMAO.
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posted on
01/17/2020 2:20:45 PM PST
by
lgjhn23
(It's easy to be a liberal when one is dumber than a box of rocks...)
To: blueyon
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posted on
01/17/2020 2:24:36 PM PST
by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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