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‘Charlie’s Angels’ (2019) Review: Man-Hating Woketards Kill Another Franchise
Breitbart ^ | 11/15/2019 | John Nolte

Posted on 11/16/2019 6:48:18 PM PST by RightGeek

The Woketards have destroyed the Charlie’s Angels franchise, just like they did Ghostbusters, Terminator, and Men in Black.

We now have four lucrative franchises that were originally created to appeal to everyone — men, women, young, old… Then the strident feminists goosestepped in, took over, and abused their power to exclude men, demean men, humiliate and mock men. And each time, the result is the same: box office catastrophe, the death of a golden goose franchise.

Based on a dismal opening night, and the fact that at the first screening of Charlie’s Angels in my local theater I was the only person there (something that hasn’t happened to me in 30 years), it seems safe to predict director-screenwriter Elizabeth Banks has doomed her Angels to box office oblivion.

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Charlie’s Angels isn’t about fun. Instead, it’s about cheap, unearned cheer moments, about preaching to a choir that hasn’t smiled since Anita Hill was proven a liar.

And then there’s the movie’s opening scene where Androgynous Bisexual Angel (Kristen Stewart) kicks a sexist pig’s ass while lecturing us about how “Women can do anything.” Soon she’s joined by Diversity Hire Angel (Ella Balinsk). Although together they weigh less than 89 pounds, both are able to take down more than a dozen 200 pound bodyguards.

This $55 million piece of exhausting garbage delivers 119 minutes of insufferable GRRRRRL power cheese… And other than one somewhat clever scene involving a wig, nothing works. Forget the ham-handed man-hating… Nothing, and I mean nothing works.

(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...


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To: a fool in paradise

I have seen plenty of obscure and forgotten movies but that is a new one to me.

That should be excellent Rifftracks material.


61 posted on 11/17/2019 5:34:30 AM PST by wally_bert (Your methods were a little incomplete, you too for that matter.)
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To: sheana
I was a college sophomore and working on a college work-study grant when that came out. I played the guitar and rocked the clothes. Do you know how old I feel? Like, Mark Twain old?
62 posted on 11/17/2019 5:37:28 AM PST by Viking2002 (..........and Epstein didn't kill himself. Yeah, I went there.)
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To: roadcat
Pretty much killed commercial TV.

TV Commercials are worse than the movies. ALL men are idiots in current commercials.

The commercials what really surprise me are the ones which portray their customers as idiots of the "Here, hold my beer..." class.

63 posted on 11/17/2019 5:58:58 AM PST by BwanaNdege ( Experience is the best teacher, but if you can accept it 2nd hand, the tuition is less!)
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To: Rastus

“Thor will be played by Natalie Portman . . .”

Makes as much sense as trying to reboot “Designing Women” with Hans and Franz in drag.


64 posted on 11/17/2019 6:01:20 AM PST by Stosh
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To: SeekAndFind
Don't forget this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qZKzKR5qOQ

65 posted on 11/17/2019 6:27:18 AM PST by Mr Ramsbotham ("God is a spirit, and man His means of walking on the earth.")
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To: wally_bert

Ted V. Mikels made this one too
The Astro Zombies (1968).


66 posted on 11/17/2019 6:30:04 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Recall that unqualified Hillary Clinton sat on the board of Wal-Mart when Bill Clinton was governor)
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To: wally_bert

Ted V. Mikels made this one too
The Astro Zombies (1968).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w0gtP14fLE


67 posted on 11/17/2019 6:30:19 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Recall that unqualified Hillary Clinton sat on the board of Wal-Mart when Bill Clinton was governor)
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To: RightGeek
Then the strident feminists goosestepped in, took over, and abused their power to exclude men, demean men, humiliate and mock men. And each time, the result is the same: box office catastrophe, the death of a golden goose franchise.

Men will go to see attractive women doing things.

What the LGBT's in Hollywood don't seem to understand about heterosexual men, is that an obviously man-hating woman is unattractive to us, no matter how "attractive" her female friends consider her to be.

Case in point "Ms Marvel".

68 posted on 11/17/2019 6:45:56 AM PST by PapaBear3625 ("Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." -- Voltaire)
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To: Bratch

Jacklyn Smith was more my type :)


69 posted on 11/17/2019 7:14:43 AM PST by SeekAndFind (look at Michigan, it will)
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To: PIF

I knew they screwed up when they didn’t have a Christmas special even though the Kablam Man episode could have easily been turned into one.


70 posted on 11/17/2019 7:43:01 AM PST by tbw2
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To: tbw2
Social justice is in the process of killing Star Wars.

In the process? They finished the job in the last POS version of the Star Wars "franchise", after a good start in number 7. Actually, before that, when Mickey Mouse Movie Studios bought the rights to Star Wars.

Saw "Charlie's Idiots" last night, it was someone else's turn to pick the movie. It killed a couple hours, and it was a kick to see Jacklyn Smith at the end. Otherwise, it was lame, overdone, and couldn't find the right ending, even after the third or fourth time. There were some empty seats at the teen's favorite theater in the area. Not sure what that meant, but I guess today's children don't relate to the old show, and it wasn't a big, CGI-enhanced show with lots of earth-shattering explosions or fiery car crashes.

My choice on Friday was "Ford vs. Ferrari". Had to go to the 4th movie house option to find two seats together that weren't in the front row. It was 30 minutes longer than "Charlie and the Jiggle Brigade", but seemed about an hour shorter. I'd recommend it, doubly so if you are into auto racing.

71 posted on 11/17/2019 8:01:49 AM PST by ssaftler (Eric Ciaramella or Adam Schiff. Take your pick.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Thanks for the mention. I agree with your take on it.


72 posted on 11/17/2019 11:04:18 AM PST by DoughtyOne (Pledge: "...and to the Democracy for which it stands..." I give up. Use the democRat meme...)
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To: PIF

Quickly delete your post. Smile...


73 posted on 11/17/2019 11:04:38 AM PST by DoughtyOne (Pledge: "...and to the Democracy for which it stands..." I give up. Use the democRat meme...)
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To: ssaftler

We watched “Ford Versus Ferrari” today. Son loved it for the cars and humor. Husband and I appreciated it for the engineering, him for the racing history, as well.


74 posted on 11/17/2019 7:19:38 PM PST by tbw2
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To: RightGeek; 100American; 3D-JOY; abner; Abundy; AGreatPer; Albion Wilde; AliVeritas; alisasny; ...
Left Politics Sink Takeoff for 'Charlie's Angels' Film

Sanctimony gets you nowhere, not even in Hollywood.

PING!

75 posted on 11/18/2019 11:15:09 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Show me the people who own the land, the guns and the money, and I'll show you the people in charge.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

And with Social Media now, they can’t HIDE the fact that the show is PC BS until many, MANY people have seen it.

EVERYONE knows after the FIRST showing what it’s all about politically and that spells DOOM for them.

I’m sorry. I know the way Social Media companies are heading but another one will be created that wants profits and not shut down dissent.

social media has been a GREAT help to our side.

President Trump reaches 65 million, I think, in SECONDS.

And God knows how many people those 65m tell what he said.


76 posted on 11/18/2019 11:19:54 AM PST by dp0622 (Radicals, racists Don't point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin' to make ends meet)
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