Posted on 11/16/2019 6:48:18 PM PST by RightGeek
The Woketards have destroyed the Charlies Angels franchise, just like they did Ghostbusters, Terminator, and Men in Black.
We now have four lucrative franchises that were originally created to appeal to everyone men, women, young, old Then the strident feminists goosestepped in, took over, and abused their power to exclude men, demean men, humiliate and mock men. And each time, the result is the same: box office catastrophe, the death of a golden goose franchise.
Based on a dismal opening night, and the fact that at the first screening of Charlies Angels in my local theater I was the only person there (something that hasnt happened to me in 30 years), it seems safe to predict director-screenwriter Elizabeth Banks has doomed her Angels to box office oblivion.
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Charlies Angels isnt about fun. Instead, its about cheap, unearned cheer moments, about preaching to a choir that hasnt smiled since Anita Hill was proven a liar.
And then theres the movies opening scene where Androgynous Bisexual Angel (Kristen Stewart) kicks a sexist pigs ass while lecturing us about how Women can do anything. Soon shes joined by Diversity Hire Angel (Ella Balinsk). Although together they weigh less than 89 pounds, both are able to take down more than a dozen 200 pound bodyguards.
This $55 million piece of exhausting garbage delivers 119 minutes of insufferable GRRRRRL power cheese
And other than one somewhat clever scene involving a wig, nothing works. Forget the ham-handed man-hating
Nothing, and I mean nothing works.
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...
Charlie's Angels opens to a dismal 3rd place and rock bottom audience scores.
First and second place? Films celebrating confident masculinity, friendship, loyalty, family, and American greatness; Ford v Ferrari and Midway. Both of these films feature a decided absence of "wokeness" and SJW virtue signaling
Yes, the ones left by jilted boyfriends complete with phone numbers and some, er, ‘intimate information’?
I had honestly no idea they were even releasing another Charlies angels saw zero marketing for it...
Sounds like the studio knew it was a flop, and didnt spend a dime to market it.
Is that Don Cheadle?
“Man-hating woketards”.
LOL
Classic, for a good time, call 555-1212 (or some such)'
Nah, for a good time, call 867-5309. Ask for Jenny.
They should’ve gotten a transexual in that role. The alphabet mafia people should protest.
It was there in the Honeymooners with Ralph and Alice.
TV shows today can have the budgets of movies of old.
Sometimes that is just for the cast in later seasons and some of that is for other production elements (sets, locations, soundtrack, etc.).
Like the ruination of the music industry, the film industry follows suit.
“To make women look strong, you have to make men look weak and pathetic. Says a lot about women.”
I don’t think thats really what’s going on. They are just making too many “Mary Sue” movies. It’s an ok vehicle for Star Trek fan fiction, but you can’t have every studio cranking out movies with “Mary Sue” plots every month.
Apple pie is made with apples which are grown on carbon intense farms using slave labor to harvest
Ice Cream (real) comes from cows whose feeding is carbon intensive and who gas pollutes the atmosphere; fake ice cream is made using evil petroleum produces.
So yep, they are next ...
Good one. Very nicely done.
With her as 007, the motto is “if looks could kill”
and she was bats...t crazy
I always felt sorry for her. She was used and abused in true Hollywood fashion.
I waited....and scrolled...to see if anyone else had posted it. Good job! lol
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