Posted on 11/06/2019 6:06:03 PM PST by Libloather
**SNIP**
“I can’t blame Trump for trying to help Sean Spicer,” Hillary began, referring to the president’s public support of his former employee who’s competing for the Season 28 “DWTS” crown. “But if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that these guys really can’t win the popular vote.”
“Former White House spokesman Sean Spicer is now on ‘Dancing With the Stars,’” Chelsea continued. “It is an improvement on his old job, ‘Dancing Around the Issues.’”
After skewering Spicer for his brief and controversial stint as a White House rep, the pair then directed their humor at their favorite political punching bag and his equally shifty reputation on Twitter.
“50% of Trump’s tweets have been attacks on people,” Chelsea said. “But 100% have been attacks on the English language.”
“Even more surprising, only 3,000 of those [tweets] were about my emails,” her mother chimed in.
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Bill Clinton was jogging through the park. A hooker yells, "Fifty dollars, Mr. President."
Bill says, "Five bucks!"
The hooker says, "Forget it."
Later, the same hooker sees Bill walking with Hillary and screams, "See what you get for five bucks?"
Vapid tw*t.
It is going to be Clinton Clinton 2020
The joke is on you, Hillary.
H->! is a looser[sic] and will continue to be one through 2020...
Farts, boiled Cabbage, and urine....
Remember “that’s what you get for 5 bucks”. And Billy is getting what he deserves. Now! If they would just lock them in the same cell.
Start off slowly bitch. Like...”Knock knock” and then go from there. “knock knock. Who’s there! Ima. Ima who? Ima going to jail”. Hahahahahahaha!!!
Hillary can’t tell a joke, period
She has all the spontaneity of a picnic table
The Clintons are a joke. Period.
Yes, Mrs. Clinton, PLEASE! It will be the biggest splash since Marco Rubio’s stand-up routine.
Damn. Mother and daughter are lame as hell.
Walter Mondale: ‘If anyone should be telling Reagan jokes, it’s me’
Thomas Dewey: ‘If anyone should be telling Truman jokes, it’s me’
John Kerry...
I wish she would run in 2020. I would love to not vote for her one more time!!
Come on, Hillary. Let me do it one more time!!
A true comedian has you primed before he/she even comes on stage. You’ve seen them before, and have a pretty good idea what’s coming up. As they approach the mic, you’re already smiling.
We know Hillary’s history. Humor isn’t a part of it. She has abused rape victims, a dead ambassador, his ambassadorial staff, and a while litany of acts verging on the criminal to way over the line.
She comes to the mic, and you’ve got a grimace on your face. You know what’s coming. It isn’t humor. Is it sure to offend everything decent she touches on.
Trump may not be a person’s cup of tea, but he does not have 15-20 criminal conspiracies swirling around his head.
She does.
The humor thing, it just isn’t her style. Everyone knows it.
We already know what Hillary thinks is funny. “We came, we saw, he died. HAHAHAHAHAHA!” Naw, that wasn’t creepy. Oh my no...
Her cackle makes my skin crawl....
especially when she was laughing about her rape client beating the lie detector test.
“That’s when I lost all faith in lie detector tests” CACKLE CACKLE
Telling jokes? She should just be going away.
Yep, just one more disgusting factoid from her past.
It’s hard to remember them all.
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