Bill Clinton was jogging through the park. A hooker yells, "Fifty dollars, Mr. President."
Bill says, "Five bucks!"
The hooker says, "Forget it."
Later, the same hooker sees Bill walking with Hillary and screams, "See what you get for five bucks?"
Vapid tw*t.
It is going to be Clinton Clinton 2020
The joke is on you, Hillary.
H->! is a looser[sic] and will continue to be one through 2020...
Farts, boiled Cabbage, and urine....
Start off slowly bitch. Like...”Knock knock” and then go from there. “knock knock. Who’s there! Ima. Ima who? Ima going to jail”. Hahahahahahaha!!!
Hillary can’t tell a joke, period
She has all the spontaneity of a picnic table
The Clintons are a joke. Period.
Yes, Mrs. Clinton, PLEASE! It will be the biggest splash since Marco Rubio’s stand-up routine.
Damn. Mother and daughter are lame as hell.
Walter Mondale: ‘If anyone should be telling Reagan jokes, it’s me’
Thomas Dewey: ‘If anyone should be telling Truman jokes, it’s me’
John Kerry...
A true comedian has you primed before he/she even comes on stage. You’ve seen them before, and have a pretty good idea what’s coming up. As they approach the mic, you’re already smiling.
We know Hillary’s history. Humor isn’t a part of it. She has abused rape victims, a dead ambassador, his ambassadorial staff, and a while litany of acts verging on the criminal to way over the line.
She comes to the mic, and you’ve got a grimace on your face. You know what’s coming. It isn’t humor. Is it sure to offend everything decent she touches on.
Trump may not be a person’s cup of tea, but he does not have 15-20 criminal conspiracies swirling around his head.
She does.
The humor thing, it just isn’t her style. Everyone knows it.
We already know what Hillary thinks is funny. “We came, we saw, he died. HAHAHAHAHAHA!” Naw, that wasn’t creepy. Oh my no...
Telling jokes? She should just be going away.
What’s the difference between Hillary and Putin?
Putin won an election rigged in his favor.
I wonder how much she paid for those jokes.
Jokes on you Hitlery.
Hillary and 100 Excuses enter a Bar
Following the tradition of the last ~ 15 years of television sitcom writers and Saturday Night Live sketch writers, Hillary thinks the jokes should be made by people with no discernible sense of humor OR irony.
STFU hags.