Biden and Corn Pop, Kavanaugh and Porn Cop

The Spectator ^ | 16 Sep2019 | Dominic Greenn

[Rummyfan]

The symptoms of age-related cognitive decline include being unable to remember whether you’re in Vermont or New Hampshire, and what the talking points of your own presidential campaign are, but recalling exactly what you said nearly 60 years ago when you had a summer job as a lifeguard at a pool in Wilmington, Del. and a ‘bad dude’ called Corn Pop took umbrage when you ordered him to put on a shower cap so he looked like an old lady and then, to further emasculate him in front of his ‘boys’, called him ‘Esther’.

The symptoms of gross partisanship and journalistic incompetence include running accusations of sexual assault against a Supreme Court judge without mentioning that your source worked for Bill Clinton when he was accused of sexual misdemeanors, and then attaching a ‘clarification’ to the article, admitting that the alleged victim has no recollection of the incident, and that you knew this, but didn’t think the public should know it, so left it out of your article.

One Max Stier claims he saw Kavanaugh pull down his pants at a Yale party in the early Eighties, and that Kavanaugh’s ‘friends pushed his penis into the hand of a fellow student’.

‘Having a penis thrust in your face at a drunken dorm party may seem like harmless fun,’ the Times tweeted, presumably after the adults had left the Twitter account with a Yalie. The paper later issued an erection, sorry, correction.

Kavanaugh’s penis is to the left punditry as Ruth Bader’s Ginsburg’s pancreas is to the right: an object of infinite political import whose standing might shape the future of American jurisprudence. Mr Stier took his accusation to the FBI. The people have a right to know the size of Justice Kavanaugh’s penis....

[Rummyfan]

[Ann Archy]

Come on....show the pic of Biden with that little girl he pushed into his CROTCH!

[Rummyfan]

Biden inevitably will fumble this message, and boast about how he went hand to hand with a gang-banger called ‘Porn Cop’ who was glistening with suntan oil and wearing a thong.

LOL!

[Larry Lucido]

"Porn quotes!"

[House Atreides]

I heard that after intimidating Corn Pop, tough guy Biden ran Puffed Rice out of town. Just ask him.

[Rummyfan]

I heard that after intimidating Corn Pop, tough guy Biden ran Puffed Rice out of town. Just ask him.

Next he's going after Cap'n Crunch!

[jmacusa]

It's a condition called ‘’aphasia''. If you've ever worked in nursing homes as I have you learn that this is a very common condition with people Biden's age.

[XRdsRev]

I think in reality “Corn Pop” gave Joe a beat down that resulted in severe brain damage.

[gcparent]

And mayor Pete after fruit loops.

[hardspunned]

Puffed Rice was a bad dude. He carried a cannon.

[eyedigress]

I seem to recall that was Chex Mix.....

[eyedigress]

He got into it with that tranny Sugar Smacks as well but that was all a mis-understanding.

[Drew68]

It's a condition called ‘’aphasia''. If you've ever worked in nursing homes as I have you learn that this is a very common condition with people Biden's age.

Talking about record player and Esther Williams, this weekend Joe Biden became Grandpa Simpson.

[blueunicorn6]

“And then I kicked that Lucky Charms Leprechaun’s ass!”

[Hypo2]

Corn Pop was flattened by Corn Flake. Biden was so cool, he was known after that as Tony... because he was such a Frosty Flake. So chill, that Tony!

[Songcraft]

A Thread Background-Music Bump

"Mother Popcorn" - James Brown
(youtube song link)

[jmacusa]

Yup “Abe’’ Simpson. Personally, C. Montgomery Burns is my hero. “I’m a wealthy man I should be entitled to run children over!’’.

[Rastus]

Puffed Rice? Isn’t that John Kerry’s nick after getting the Purple Heart?

[5th MEB]

NAH; you got that wrong, it was RICE POOFTER.

[dsc]

I’ve been calling him “Ensign Band-aid” for a long time.