Skip to comments.Biden and Corn Pop, Kavanaugh and Porn Cop
Posted on 09/16/2019 4:12:54 PM PDT by Rummyfan
The symptoms of age-related cognitive decline include being unable to remember whether youre in Vermont or New Hampshire, and what the talking points of your own presidential campaign are, but recalling exactly what you said nearly 60 years ago when you had a summer job as a lifeguard at a pool in Wilmington, Del. and a bad dude called Corn Pop took umbrage when you ordered him to put on a shower cap so he looked like an old lady and then, to further emasculate him in front of his boys, called him Esther.
The symptoms of gross partisanship and journalistic incompetence include running accusations of sexual assault against a Supreme Court judge without mentioning that your source worked for Bill Clinton when he was accused of sexual misdemeanors, and then attaching a clarification to the article, admitting that the alleged victim has no recollection of the incident, and that you knew this, but didnt think the public should know it, so left it out of your article.
One Max Stier claims he saw Kavanaugh pull down his pants at a Yale party in the early Eighties, and that Kavanaughs friends pushed his penis into the hand of a fellow student.
Having a penis thrust in your face at a drunken dorm party may seem like harmless fun, the Times tweeted, presumably after the adults had left the Twitter account with a Yalie. The paper later issued an erection, sorry, correction.
Kavanaughs penis is to the left punditry as Ruth Baders Ginsburgs pancreas is to the right: an object of infinite political import whose standing might shape the future of American jurisprudence. Mr Stier took his accusation to the FBI. The people have a right to know the size of Justice Kavanaughs penis....
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Come on....show the pic of Biden with that little girl he pushed into his CROTCH!
I heard that after intimidating Corn Pop, tough guy Biden ran Puffed Rice out of town. Just ask him.
Next he's going after Cap'n Crunch!
I think in reality Corn Pop gave Joe a beat down that resulted in severe brain damage.
And mayor Pete after fruit loops.
Puffed Rice was a bad dude. He carried a cannon.
He got into it with that tranny Sugar Smacks as well but that was all a mis-understanding.
Talking about record player and Esther Williams, this weekend Joe Biden became Grandpa Simpson.
And then I kicked that Lucky Charms Leprechauns ass!
Corn Pop was flattened by Corn Flake. Biden was so cool, he was known after that as Tony... because he was such a Frosty Flake. So chill, that Tony!
"Mother Popcorn" - James Brown
(youtube song link)
Yup “Abe’’ Simpson. Personally, C. Montgomery Burns is my hero. “I’m a wealthy man I should be entitled to run children over!’’.
Puffed Rice? Isnt that John Kerrys nick after getting the Purple Heart?
NAH; you got that wrong, it was RICE POOFTER.
I’ve been calling him “Ensign Band-aid” for a long time.
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