Posted on 07/30/2019 10:14:03 AM PDT by bgill
WEST MIFFLIN, Pa. (AP) Police are seeking a woman who they say urinated on potatoes at a Walmart in western Pennsylvania.
West Mifflin police posted surveillance photos on their Twitter account. It is not known when the incident took place.
A Walmart representative told WPXI-TV an employee saw what the woman was doing.
In a statement, Walmart told the station it it immediately disposed of the affected products and sanitized the area.
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She should have been made to eat the pee soaked potatoes and do hard time.
Walmart is going to have to go Rodeo Drive and start buzzing people in.
She must be a real stand-up girl...
She should have to pay for a new display case. Shoppers don’t want the old one sanitized.
I was at Walmart yesterday.
THe employees there make 100000% sure they don’t make eye contact with you, in some fear you might ask them where something is.
This is fantastic for shop lifters... or potato pee’rs...
lol. Talk about a pizzing contest.
I must really have an exciting life.
I’ve never once been so bored that I thought urninating on produce in a grocery store was a good idea.
Watch out where the Walmartians go
An’ don’t you eat the yellow potato
Watch out where the Walmartians go
An’ don’t you eat the yellow potato
Well, when that sub-human licked the ice cream, they said she could go to jail for years - then let her off because, after all, she’s a minor.
This glob of a human outside Walmart doesn’t look teenage, so hopefully they’ll catch her and lock her up for a LONG time.
America stands for freedom
But if you think you’re free
Try walking into a deli
And urinating on the cheese
Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government) - The Vandals
You are all just a bunch of haters.
She obviously is a woman, who identifies as a man, who impregnates potatoes, via urine.
Eat your potatoes, or we will imprison you for the misandrist you are... or something.
If my wife asks for Yukon gold potatoes, I’m going to tell her this story.
Not at my local Walmart.
Walmarts are highly variable in quality by location.
They tend to reflect the 'hood of reference.
THe employees there make 100000% sure they dont make eye contact with you, in some fear you might ask them where something is.
The same with Home Depot and Lowes employees. If one of them sees you heading their way, they high tail it out of there, but quick!
Charge with terrorism (making people think food isn’t safe is a form of terrorism) under the Patriot Act and ship her fat ass to Gitmo.
One reason why I do more shopping at Meijer than at Wal-Mart is because the shoppers are normal people, the kind of folks you wouldn’t mind meeting on any given day. Too bad Meijer only has stores in six states, clustered around the Great Lakes.
This story has a flow of its own. Pissted several times already.
(Just kidding...I don’t mind.)
You don’t even want to know what she does with the carrots................
The only place I experienced anything like that was at Circuit City. Employees would stand in a group to chat while watching customers flail about. CC is no longer in business.
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