I must really have an exciting life.
I’ve never once been so bored that I thought urninating on produce in a grocery store was a good idea.
You are all just a bunch of haters.
She obviously is a woman, who identifies as a man, who impregnates potatoes, via urine.
Eat your potatoes, or we will imprison you for the misandrist you are... or something.
You don’t even want to know what she does with the carrots................