Temporary Tattoos

Artful Dilettante ^ | July 21, 2019 | Robert Seyko

[huckfillary]

This is a serious question, but I can't get a serious answer. Where can I get a temporary tattoo ? One that lasts as long as I like, be it a day or the rest of my life.

It goes like this. One steps into a tattoo parlor. You get the tattoo, and the tattoo parlor gives you a dissolving solution when you leave to be used whenever you like, or not.

I cannot believe this has not been invented.

[Scrambler Bob]

They give you a knife.

You cut it off.

[NativeSon]

I have a cunning plan...

I’ve been kicking around an idea that would come close to what you’ve requested. I should get my lazy self moving on it.

[Scrambler Bob]

Sorry, you wanted serious.

This is as serious as I can get.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Already invented.

It’s called sulfuric acid...

[Rastus]

There’s a little cutie that works at a restaurant around here. It was a little disappointing to see her arms covered in tattoos. But, they were gone the next time I went in. 😁

[LucyT]

When I was a kid, I used those Easter Egg stick-on decorations and pretended they were tattoos.

[dp0622]

I got one big tattoo of a Rose with my deceased father’s name on it and two petals with my two favorite deceased uncles’ names on them.

I can’t POSSIBLY get another one as or more meaningful than that one and mom doesn’t even want MOM on my arm :)

I would LOVE to try some out but not have it for life I don’t like it!!

This would be a great idea.

Then if you want to make it permanent, you go ahead.

You would also get to change tattoos every now and then :)

[dfwgator]

I have a cunning plan...

Is it so cunning that you could put a tail on it and call it a 'fox'?

[SamAdams76]

Tattoos have never improved the appearance of anybody. Except perhaps, Popeye the Sailor Man.

[The_Media_never_lie]

If I were a young person today, I would try to invest in a tattoo removal company. Tattoos look even more hideous on older folks.

[be-baw]

Have them done with Sharpies. They’ll wear off...eventually.

[Ken H]

I regret getting the “Welcome to Jamaica mon and have a nice day” tattoo.

[CapandBall]

Tattoos are done in the dermis layer of skin, which is not on the surface. It is under the epidermis layer, which can be washed or which can wear off over time.

https://www.liquidambertattoo.com/blog/2015/11/20/lp6szum29uq8k206jjhh8rlkggb16z

[NativeSon]

Stay away from my turnips.

[dinodino]

Is it as cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?

[QBFimi]

You shall not make cuts in your flesh for a person [who died]. You shall not etch a tattoo on yourselves. I am the Lord. Leviticus 19:28

[smvoice]

No joke. I have a friend who had a daisy tattooed on her abdomen when she was 18. She is 64 now. Between pregnancy stretch marks and middle age spread..well you get it.

[shelterguy]

Get these tattoos. 8 bucks.

http://www.amazon.com/Gospire-Temporary-Stockings-Accessories-Halloween/dp/B01JZ2G5M0/ref=asc_df_B01JZ2G5M0/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312139629798&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=9778099266994228391&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9019610&hvtargid=pla-569057626523&psc=1&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=64862534311&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=312139629798&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=9778099266994228391&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9019610&hvtargid=pla-569057626523

[DoodleBob]

Have them done with Sharpies. They’ll wear off...eventually.

...usually after you've sobered up.