Posted on 06/27/2019 12:24:43 PM PDT by detective
Inmates:
Inmate one: “What’re in for?”
Inmate two: “bootleg plastic straws, six of ‘em”
Inmate one: “Dayum!!!
The first enviroweenie who gives me grief about a straw will be treated to the sight of me getting a second straw to use simultaneously and then told after the first sip: “Since you progressive nitwits like being offended … I mean, you spend so much time being easily offended … I thought I would help you out and specifically offend you some more. You’re welcome.”
Snorting coke through a hundie just became more economical than a plastic straw.
Start planting plastic straws in activist SJW restaurants you don’t like.
That’s a good idea....of course, bringing the straws back across a state line, hidden in a purse or something in order to replace the paper ones in a lib restaurant, then call in a complaint.....may now be an interstate crime, bringing in the FBI
FINE THE PATRONS FIRST
Simple fix to this problem.
Restaurants will add a surtax to every bill to pay the fines over straws. Just like they did to pay their helpless help $15.00 and hour.
Then in 3 months they go bankrupt because no one eats there anymore.
Confiscate the straw seems appropriate.
Sue under ADA laws. I often need a straw because I only have use of one hand.
Trafficking via the Dark Web for illicit plastic straws is going to be a thing. They just show up on your doorstep in an unmarked box. Kind of like your fentanyl. #Entrepreneur
Excessive fines are unlawful under Amendment VIII.
What if you bring your own?...................
They’re fly tying material, officer.
https://shopkarls.com/blog/amazing-shrimp-lure-made-plastic-straw-see/amp/
Ah, to be standing opposite of a SJW in another state, casually pull out a straw, wink and then proceed to drink through it!
Maybe something for 4 Corners?
I LIKE HOW YOU THINK!!
I suspect some DC officials are running straw biodegradation tests at over $100,000/year per official.
If you find some Democratic brains, make straws out of them, Democratic brains degrade quickly.
Just don’t leave any fingerprints or DNA on the straws you leave....
insanity
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