Secret Service Agent: Fine. But please don't tell Mrs. Clinton.
Bill Clinton: Jim, let me tell you something - there's gonna be a lot of things we don't tell Mrs. Clinton about. Fast food is the least of our worries.
Posted on 05/05/2019 8:45:34 AM PDT by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
After addressing a few of the other stories of the day — from “Game of Thrones” to the Kentucky Derby — Opera Man turned to politics.
“Kamala, Gillibrand, Klobuchar, Warren,” he sang. “They have slim chance-o, they no wear pants-o.”
“Cory, Pete and Beto, will have to wait-o … here we go again! 70-year-old men,” he ended with an image showing Independent Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders and former Vice President Joe Biden.
He then focused in on Biden and recent complaints about him respecting peoples’ personal space, singing, “gropa, gropa, sniffa, sniffa, young or old-a, makes no diffa.”
The actor and comedian didn’t stop with the Democrats — he did take a few shots at the Trump administration as well.
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Frank Sinatra: “You are black, and I am white
Life’s an Eskimo Pie, let’s.. take a bite!
That was groovy thinkin’
Lincoln, when you set them freeeeeee…
We all know
Cats are the same
Maine to Mexico.
Good. Bad.
Guys and chicks!”
Stevie Wonder: “I am dark, and you are light.”
Frank Sinatra: “You are blind as a bat, and I have sight!
Side by side, you are my amigo,
Negro, let’s not fiiiiiiiight!”
Stevie Wonder: “Ebony, ivory
Living in perfect harmony.”
Frank Sinatra: “Salt and pepper,
Sammy and Dean
Stevie and me are peachy keen!”
Stevie Wonder: “You are white.”
Frank Sinatra: “You are black – and who cares!”
Who cares, baby!
I liked Billy Madison.
I cracked up in the scene where he goes to the high school in his Trans Am and “REO Speedwagon” T-Shirt.
True - and he’s not funny.
Correct. Absolutely not funny.
“Freddie-Beadle-Barnes!”
“Elanor-gee-you’re-swell-anor!”
“On a scale of one-to-ten with 1 being an impossibility and 10 being near-metaphysical certitude: what is the likelihood of Congress passing a balanced budget amendment in the coming session? Jack Germond!”
“Well, I think it depends upon whether—“
“WRONG!!! Pat Buchanan!”
“Four.”
“WRONG!!! Anyone care to guess? No? The correct answer is 2.137. Issue Number Three...”
Yeah. Remember Nora Dunn? She had the courage to protest the appearance of the awful Andrew Dice Clay and that was the end of her career.
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