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Why Georgia Wants A Sperm Release Reporting Law
Fits News ^ | 12 March 2019 | Fits News

Posted on 03/20/2019 10:57:33 AM PDT by maddog55

Admissions on emissions, if you will.

According to the proposed legislation, H.B. 604, men in Georgia who are over the age of fifty-five would be required to notify the police whenever they ejaculate. Specifically, the bill would require them to “immediately report to the county sheriff or local law enforcement agency” whenever one of them “releases sperm from his testicles.”


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TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: georgia; ntsa
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To: maddog55

D’Sperm.


21 posted on 03/20/2019 11:08:44 AM PDT by blackdog
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To: maddog55

VJ and Holder are pulling strings again.


22 posted on 03/20/2019 11:09:25 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: maddog55

In Virginia it is required to report miscarriages.


23 posted on 03/20/2019 11:09:37 AM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: maddog55
Spermal insanity is everywhere....

Texas bill would fine men $100 each time they masturbate

‎3‎/‎20‎/‎2019‎ ‎7‎:‎13‎:‎21‎ ‎AM · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 135 replies
CNN ^ | March 13, 2017 | Isabelle Chapman

24 posted on 03/20/2019 11:09:40 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: maddog55

Figgers.

25 posted on 03/20/2019 11:11:06 AM PDT by Lazamataz (McCain's passing ended up being + 2 net Republican Senators. Him, and Lindsey Graham.)
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To: maddog55

Wouldn’t this create an overload of several systems?


26 posted on 03/20/2019 11:11:06 AM PDT by o-n-money
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To: maddog55
Ten bucks says they're all dykes....or as Robin Williams,as Adrian Cronauer,said: “women in comfortable shoes”.
27 posted on 03/20/2019 11:11:48 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Mitt Romney: Bringing Massachusetts Values To The Great State Of Utah.)
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To: grey_whiskers
Image result for i saw what you did there

28 posted on 03/20/2019 11:11:55 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

“Texas bill would fine men $100 each time they masturbate”

There goes my 401k.


29 posted on 03/20/2019 11:12:24 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
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To: maddog55

I hope some counties claim sanctuary status. That would be funny.


30 posted on 03/20/2019 11:13:20 AM PDT by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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We should start calling the sheriff’s office now.


31 posted on 03/20/2019 11:14:07 AM PDT by Pocketdoor
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To: Grimmy
These oysters aren't as good as they say.

I had a dozen but they only worked 9 times.
32 posted on 03/20/2019 11:14:22 AM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
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To: maddog55

Sheesh.

5.56mm


33 posted on 03/20/2019 11:14:46 AM PDT by M Kehoe (DRAIN THE SWAMP! BUILD THE WALL!)
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To: maddog55

Idiots on parade.


34 posted on 03/20/2019 11:15:08 AM PDT by goodnesswins (White Privilege EQUALS Self Control & working 50-80 hrs/wk for 40 years!)
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To: maddog55

Sheer insanity.

How will they find out if someone did not report it?


35 posted on 03/20/2019 11:15:30 AM PDT by Innovative
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To: NEMDF

I get it 3 to 4 times a week, every week. Married to this wonderful bride for over 47 years. I am a 70 year old privileged white man that has never cheated on my beautiful bride.


36 posted on 03/20/2019 11:15:42 AM PDT by Gator113 ( ~~Trump 2020~~ There needs to be a quieting of the screaming lambs.)
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To: EagleUSA

Post those photos. That will put a stop to any unlawful emissions.


37 posted on 03/20/2019 11:15:44 AM PDT by lastchance (Credo.)
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To: EagleUSA

Just call the five Black Rats every time you release.


38 posted on 03/20/2019 11:16:19 AM PDT by Kozak (DIVERSITY+PROXIMITY=CONFLICT)
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To: maddog55

“Damn Baby, what did you do to yo’ hair?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsI5bREF20Y

Invasion of the BLGBTQ/BLM/Foff JoeJa squad. vs. especially the Black Man.

Uh, and those men (whatever color) will NOT be voting for them, or their bill, based on .... beyond stupid. And— clean the floors and the bathrooms and then you can go.


39 posted on 03/20/2019 11:16:27 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: maddog55

They could make it mandatory for all men to have Sandra Scott’s framed portrait in every room of the house. Presto! No more ejaculations (or erections), ever!


40 posted on 03/20/2019 11:16:28 AM PDT by Sans-Culotte (If it weren't for fake hate crimes, there would be no hate crimes at all.)
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