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‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’-- (Francis O'Rourke's Brilliant Poem)
dailycaller.com ^ | 3/15/19 | Scott Morefield

Posted on 03/15/2019 6:13:28 PM PDT by a little elbow grease

‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’

--- This Beto O’Rourke Poem Is Beyond Belief

Beto O’Rourke’s recently unearthed membership in the hacking group “Cult of the Dead Cow” may not have included the “edgiest sorts of hacking activity,” but it did, apparently, include writing murder fantasies and exceptionally bad poetry.

Writing under the now-exposed pseudonym “Psychedelic Warlord,” a teen-aged O’Rourke appears to be the author of a poem titled “The Song of the Cow,” published in 1988 by “cDc (Cult of the Dead Cow) communications.” “I need a butt-shine,” the poem begins … and it really all just goes downhill from there:

I need a butt-shine,

Right now

You are holy,

Oh, sacred Cow

I thirst for you,

Provide Milk.

Buff my balls,

Love the Cow,

Good fortune for those that do.

Love me, breathe my feet,

The Cow has risen.

Wax my ass,

Scrub my balls.

The Cow has risen,

Provide Milk.

The poem, for better or for worse, has been preserved forever by the Google Wayback Machine as a part of the group’s former website, cultdeadcow.com.

Here’s a screengrab of the entire poem:

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To: JGPhila

Call him Beano, not Beto.


101 posted on 03/15/2019 7:51:22 PM PDT by Beagle8U (Lil Debby Slobbercow is Michigan's NPC.)
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To: TheZMan

“I despise Beta, but this is a waste of time. I’m sure no one here said, wrote, or did any really stupid shit when they were a kid. The same can be said for MOST criticisms of presidential candidates for at least the last 20 years.”

How many people keep utter garbage like this around for years and put it on their HACKING website? Yeah, you do it or say it as a teen, but turn a different direction soon there after.


102 posted on 03/15/2019 7:55:27 PM PDT by Bryan24 (When in doubt, move to the right..........)
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To: Zeneta

You caught a lot of big fish with that lyrical net.
Beto would take it as is, thinking it was all some great, grand declaration. “I know just what you mean, Man!”


103 posted on 03/15/2019 7:55:34 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: a little elbow grease

Robert Francis sounds like a real-life version of “Dwayne” in the movie “Annie Hall.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGPcSd7DDLk


104 posted on 03/15/2019 7:57:24 PM PDT by Cecily
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To: Bryan24

Hell, half the people on this site have written wacky stuff. See it in almost every thread. That said, bahahaha beto!


105 posted on 03/15/2019 7:58:04 PM PDT by CJ Wolf (Free wwg1wga! Woe is media...)
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To: lodi90

Our politicians are truly pathetic. Seriously. It’s scary.


106 posted on 03/15/2019 8:00:05 PM PDT by neverevergiveup
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To: a little elbow grease
i doubt the boy HAS any balls... UN GOTS UN GHOUL


107 posted on 03/15/2019 8:03:08 PM PDT by Chode ( WeÂ’re America, Bitch!)
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To: lee martell

FWIW,

I think I could have an entire conversation using lyrics from Neil Young songs. I might have to add some Tull or Morrison depending on how things go.

The trick is keeping it relative.


108 posted on 03/15/2019 8:05:19 PM PDT by Zeneta
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To: Zeneta

Thank you, FR laureate... nothing is too deep for you to capture.


109 posted on 03/15/2019 8:13:32 PM PDT by gloryblaze
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To: fieldmarshaldj

LOL! Oh yeah ladies get some! He must know the leader of GWAR passed away and he has a better chance at that if he fits the costume.


110 posted on 03/15/2019 8:15:39 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (NRT, New Rome Tacitus, just don't call me late to dinner.)
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To: a little elbow grease

It looks like somebody had some juicy oppo research they’ve been holding onto until Beta announced his candidacy. So how come Ted Cruz’ staff couldn’t find this stuff? Republicans don’t know how to aim for the groin like Democrats do. The next question is “which Dem candidate had this graphic ode at the ready for Beta’s big announcement?


111 posted on 03/15/2019 8:22:24 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Trump is Making the Media Grate Again)
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To: a little elbow grease

Anybody still doubting he was/is a ‘tweaker’?

(Uppers, stimulants, meth)


112 posted on 03/15/2019 8:25:44 PM PDT by _Jim (Save babies)
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To: gloryblaze

glORY bLaze

The Passenger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0nlygb1Qfw


113 posted on 03/15/2019 8:30:53 PM PDT by Zeneta
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To: GreenLanternCorps
"The seaweed...
barks...
at me."
--Sheldon Epps, The Beverly Hillbillys
114 posted on 03/15/2019 8:51:56 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: Chauncey Gardiner

ROFL


115 posted on 03/15/2019 9:02:26 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: a little elbow grease
😈
116 posted on 03/15/2019 9:10:46 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: a little elbow grease

Notice how “Cow” is always capitalized?

He was part of the country’s oldest group of hackers, Cult of the Dead Cow.


117 posted on 03/15/2019 9:51:07 PM PDT by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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To: a little elbow grease

“Catch my fall” by Billy Idol

“Wax my balls” by Beto O’Rourke


118 posted on 03/15/2019 10:01:51 PM PDT by The people have spoken (Proud member of Hillary's basket of deplorables)
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To: Yardstick
But Beto wrote this at 16..and you say, teenage silliness?

Just think, Nancy Pelosi, SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE in Congress wants 16 year old's to VOTE~~~.

WOULD YOU SAY THAT IS ‘TEENAGE SILLINESS? Just wondering!!!!

119 posted on 03/15/2019 10:07:36 PM PDT by haircutter
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To: fieldmarshaldj; Bender2; BillyBoy; GOPsterinMA; NFHale; LS; DarthVader; AuH2ORepublican; KC_Lion; ..

What in der Fuqqity Fuq? So he was in a CRIMINAL hacking “cult” and wrote weird bestiality poems and suggested ABOLISHING MONEY?

This is just uncovered now?

Add Ted Cruz’s oppo researchers to the list of people that need to be fffffffing fired and never hired again.

And poor Silvestre Reyes’ as well (the incumbent rat Beta beat in the 2012 primary for US House).


120 posted on 03/15/2019 10:10:36 PM PDT by Impy (I have no virtue to signal.)
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