[rktman]

Didn't see it in the piece but can we guess that possible cause? Ocean warming/glow-bull warming/salinity levels due to increased 'see-uh-O-2'?

[rktman]

Of course we could see signs at the beach reading:

“NEW IMPROVED OCEAN WITH 25% LESS SHARK ATTACKS!”

[laweeks]

Global warming made it too hot to eat humans. It’s true, I tell ya’!

[fireman15]

It obviously couldn’t be from anything other than Glowbull warming. It is probably causing the sharks to eat more dolphins, baby seals and polar bear cubs instead of people. /s

[DakotaGator]

Global warming, Trump’s fault, women & minorities hit hardest, diversity is our strength.

That should about cover it from the liberal perspective.

[blueunicorn6]

Vegetarian Sharks.

It’s a new craze with them.

[RoosterRedux]

Yeah, but, when you add in ocean/surf attacks by frikken laser beams, the numbers rise back to normal.

It seems everyone is going high-tech...even sharks.

[chris37]

No doubt, Glowbull Warming, and when the shark attack rate rises again, also Glowbull Warming.

Or if it remains exactly the same for any measurable period of time...

[johnthebaptistmoore]

OTOH, the “Baby Shark Song” isn’t going away, anytime soon.

[seawolf101]

I need $100 Million dollars for a scientific study to prove that global warming reduces shark attacks.

[DannyTN]

Possibilities include:

• They are regrouping for a mega attack
• Beach attendance is down - Mission Accomplished
• They hired a public relations firm which bribed the incident reporters
• They've identified countries that don't report attacks and are attacking there.
• They're trying to lose weight.
• Low carb diets have made us less fatty and less palatable.
• They're going organic because of the chemical load in humans.
• Land Shark attacks are being reported as muggings insted of shark attacks.

[seawolf101]

I need $100 Million dollars for a scientific study to prove that global warming INCREASES shark attacks.

[seawolf101]

I need $100 Million dollars for a scientific study to prove that global warming HAS NO IMPACT on shark attacks.

[mountainlion]

WOW, not only has Trump stopped global warming in two years he has also stopped shark attacks.

[ClearCase_guy]

Tariffs on frickin’ laser beams from China may deserve some credit here.

[fhayek]

Okay? So what if it IS global warming? Isn’t this a GOOD thing?

[Moonman62]

Bruce: Right then! The meeting has officially come to order.

Let us all say the pledge.

Bruce, Chum and Anchor: [raising their fins]

I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.

[Wilderness Conservative]

The silver lining to shark fin soup.

[Reily]

or Trump’s fault!

[John S Mosby]

Well, just for grunts and giggles.... the EU has stated in their regs, that sharks (any species) is an officially Endangered Species and.. “may not be harvested, either commercially or personally for sport or food sourcing”.

So piss poor Eurotrash are eating sharks out of existence? That’s funny. Although for many years, certain fly by night outfit fisheries have processed shark meat cut into small circles of white meat....and sold as: Scallops!! Kid you not.

[KosmicKitty]

Trump’s fault!