[DannyTN]

Possibilities include:

• They are regrouping for a mega attack
• Beach attendance is down - Mission Accomplished
• They hired a public relations firm which bribed the incident reporters
• They've identified countries that don't report attacks and are attacking there.
• They're trying to lose weight.
• Low carb diets have made us less fatty and less palatable.
• They're going organic because of the chemical load in humans.
• Land Shark attacks are being reported as muggings insted of shark attacks.

[rktman]

Are you thinking “Sharknado”? As far as the land sharks, could they have come out of the river in chitcago and attacked “juicy” in the bitter cold of Tuesday morning? Either that or ISIS.