Posted on 12/10/2018 8:13:58 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
Dear Socialist Barbie,
Congratulations on your quick rise to political success. In a world full of stuffy old codgers spouting nothing but focus-grouped talking points, you came in like a wrecking ball. A Prada-pump, Armani suit-wearing, wide-eyed wrecking ball. Based on some of your delicious tweets, you seem to think criticism of you stems from your fashionable penchant, your racial heritage, or your reproductive wonders down under.
Allow me to address each assertion.
Sure, sure, there are plenty of people who’ll take aim at your pricy wardrobe, considering you’re a socialist champion for the working class, who rocks those four-figure business suits. But what Venezuelan slumlord doesn’t have a direct line to Versace?
Yes, I suppose even in our current cultural climate where any whiff of racism is stamped out by the social media Gestapo, there may be a few errant racists who have a problem with your caramel macchiato skin tone. Personally, I think it’s lovely. Were I a woman of color, that color would be “uncooked chicken skin.” It’s winter.
Then as advanced as much of our culture claims to be, there are still plenty of sexists lurking about, sharing all their opinions on what women should be, what women should do, how women should behave, what their ideal body type is, when and how they should smile, et cetera, et cetera, lather, rinse and get left-swiped. So yes, it’s possible some of the hate you’re receiving is due to being a girl.
But let me reassure you, most of the criticism thrown your way from right-wing sites such as ours has nothing to do with your racial makeup or gender identification. No, we make fun of you because it’s painful not to... broomstick.
(Excerpt) Read more at louderwithcrowder.com ...
I agree...not sure why everyone says that house is proof she isn’t poor.
.... And here is the step-sister !!
Courtesy Jeff Foxworthy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8pnec4Hxps
LOL, gotta love Kellie Pickler. Great singer, dumber than rocks, but worth about 5 million.
ROTFL! :-D
Hilarious thread ping!
That’s funny ...and a bit sad.
Occasionally coherent.
CC
Re another OC - Occasionally conscious!
If Mr. Ed had a daughter...
When OC went to see the movie “Wonder Woman”, she was heard to say, “Of course she’s a woman. Why would they wonder about that”?
Don’t even get me started on OC’s comments about “Wonder Bread”.
Did you realize that OC really stood for “Oh Crap”?
She’s going to be the gift that keeps on giving.
CC
Yeah, I’ve literally dated girls with better tans than her.
Funny
What kind of car is that?
"If money doesn't grow on trees then tell my why do banks have all those branches?"
Funny!
Perfect!
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