Posted on 11/19/2018 5:37:00 AM PST by Kaslin
According to the Atlantic, where I go for all my erotic 411, millennials lost the sexual revolution and they didn’t even fight in it. Why Are Young People Having So Little Sex?, it asks in its latest cover story. Sheesh, just look at them.
I guess what they desperately need is some advice from a retired Army guy in his 50s, because this retired Army guy in his 50s has demonstrated that he gets it done while those goofs half his age are swiping left toward eterna-celibacy.
Now, the fact that millennials are failing to reproduce would superficially seem like a good thing, but it is probably a bad thing for society when the younger generation is more interested in Instagram and Fortnite and endless adolescence than in doing the hard work of making babies and, you know, perpetuating the species.
Probably.
Wait, is this a political column? Is this topic political? Oh yeah. There’s a huge political component. Dems are always talking about demographics, but we Normals can take the initiative by doing what comes naturally while the future liberal elites are still trying to figure out each other’s pronouns. The Democrat Party is giving up on reproduction – it doesn’t help that they seem to be suspicious that anyone who actually carries a baby to term is sufficiently liberal. That’s why they want to import caravans of foreigners, to replace their dwindling voter base.
But why is it dwindling? Aren’t liberals supposed to be sexy and liberated? Well, it’s been a while since I dated one, but no. They are whiny, not sexy. They are the Ben Sasse of sexiness.
There are a lot of other causes for the millennial sex drought besides that last, terrifying image. Romance used to be fun and now it is fraught. Look at the sexual fascism sweeping the schools and workplaces where millennials dwell in which normal male/female interaction is labeled “sexual harassment” by the aspiring erotic Carrie Nations of the Progressive Junior Anti-Sex League who compete to turn even the most innocent flirtation into a hate crime.
Get this, from the Atlantic piece: “According to a November 2017 Economist/YouGov poll, 17 percent of Americans ages 18 to 29 now believe that a man inviting a woman out for a drink ‘always’ or ‘usually’ constitutes sexual harassment.” Well, that’s 17% of the population that self-selects out as too stupid to ever be loved.
There is also the issue of political selection. It turns out leftists’ big question in sizing up a potential mate is, “Does this person like the bad orange man?” A “no” to that question screens out the potent/fertile folks. Conservatives’ big question is, “Is this person an idiot?” Sadly, that kind of high bar is going to do a lot of disqualifying too.
And then there is the curse of screens. Technology is the root of all evil and most loneliness. Look, if you are staring at your iPhone all the time and texting people who are literally sitting at the restaurant table with you (Well, congratulations for at least leaving your mom’s basement – that’s something) then you are never going to graduate to the more advanced modes of interpersonal interaction.
Technology also means pornography, the seedy foundation of the internet. Onanism runs rampant among the young, apparently because it’s a lot more convenient than actually having human relationships. It’s not exactly conducive to reproduction.
Now, we all have friends who met their significant others on the dating sites, but the statistics are daunting. Unless you are a god or goddess, or whatever a gender-unspecified deity is called, then your chances of a match are ridiculously slim. Guys have to send out 100 whatever-you-call-thems – messages or swipes or whatever – to get one response. In contrast, women get bombarded with selfies, and not the nice kind.
It seems that, along the way, no one taught a lot of younger men that the way to a woman’s heart is not through a photo of your little friend. What the hell are people thinking?
So, let me offer some suggestions to you that might assist you in breaking the insidious cycle of celibacy.
Put away your stupid iPhones and computers. Yes, I know I'm on Twitter all the time and I'm writing all the time on my computer, but I have a freaking wife, and she's not made of electrons. She's Cuban, so she's made of fire and viciousness.
Just get off the electronics. Talk to people. Try it. Yes, if you say “Hi, my name is Kaden. Would you like a drink?” at least 17% of the recipients of this polite inquiry will blow their rape whistles and preemptively wet themselves. But this gives you important information – that person is an idiot. Go talk to the next one.
And go to friends’ weddings, if they beat the odds. You have to try not to meet someone at a wedding.
But do something. You owe it to conservatism, if not the species itself, to marry and reproduce. If you stay in mom’s basement dating Pornhub, how will you ever mate and bear the strong young children we need to grow up and bear arms to carry on the fight against evil foreigners and domestic lunatics who want to nuke us into submission to leftist tyranny?
Normal people, who I write about in my new book Militant Normals: How Regular Americans Are Rebelling Against the Elite to Reclaim Our Democracy, seem to be doing OK. They breed. In fact, if current trends continue, only Normal people will be left in a couple of generations.
Hmmmmmm.
Okay, I'll take back everything I said before. Liberal millennials, don't change a thing.
Self absorption combined with the hookup culture. Its basically meaningless now to them because there is no love involved.
Three little words: Red Dead Redemption
Young men have had so many laws, rules, restrictions and assumptions forced upon them that I can’t say I blame them for avoiding sexual contact that has turned into a legal minefield. Young women, well, for all the bluster about empowerment it appears that they love scaring each other to death with tales of horror and woe about harassment and sexual abuse, and so they’re not doing anything but running their mouths about how very sexual they are, they’re afraid to do anything else. A lot of sexually frustrated young people out there. Not a good recipe, that energy will find an outlet. Always does.
No wonder sex robot brothels are starting to pop up. LOL
Yep.
But that bad thing is they don’t have to reproduce.
Millions and millions of foreigners are invading and voting.
Whether they are legal or not legal.
I remember a writer for the NY Post years ago, a woman, saying women used to trade sex for a lifetime of commitment and love and caring.
Now they trade it for a coors light.
But only during happy hour when it costs the guy a dollar.
The goal a couple of generations ago (Kate Millet’s Sexual Politics, still taught in schools) was to “smash the patriarchy”, “take away HIS power”, and promote promiscuity, homosexuality, et al. Smash the state, smash the institution of marriage, promote chaos and instability.
It was a Marxist revolt against the bedrock of society. Morals and procreation.
Just as transexuals aren’t satisfied even after they sex the surgery, sluts still suffer bouts of depression and feelings about what they’ve done. The sex isn’t fulfilling. It’s simply a passtime.
I am so glad I'm not young and single any more.
Ah weddings - like shotting fish in a barrel (in my youth of course).
I thought I was Cassanova back in the day. Today I’d just be a predator, and I ain’t the most manly man around either. But the man-children I see in the Millenial crowd are a turn off to 75% of wimmins. Can you say “friend zone”? They are pathetic weaklings.
Definitely not sexy.
Most of the women dress like an unmade bed.
The men, even the straight ones act like gay boys.
That porn has been free and pervasive since the onset of widespread internet usage, a good 20 years. Maybe it’s taken 10 for full-blown psychosis to take root and ten more for public awareness of it to catch up to reality, but what I see is young women defacing themselves with unflattering half-buzzcuts and day-glow hair dye, while wearing slob clothes and only seeming to get any joy or excitement out of leftist SJW screeching. Young men are either going along with that for some strange reason or retreating from society. That’s in urban areas. Get far enough away from those and young women and men start to look almost normal as a group. This is going to sound like a Bircher or something but I think it’s something in municipal water supplies, lol. It practically goes away as soon as you get on well water. Women peeing out estrogen due to widespread birth control pill usage getting into municipal water? Could be. Something else? I’ve read proposals to put lithium in it that apparently were made in all seriousness. Weird world we inhabit.
With all the #metoo BS, the rabid feminist BS, and general man-hate that is so popular you really have to ask? College girls tremble in fear when spoken to because “rape culture”, and are told ANY form of PIV sex (look it up) is rape. After watching the Kavanaugh confirmation debacle, any of you gals will be darn lucky to get laid, let alone achieve marital/motherhood status. This phenomenon is entirely the result of angry feminists that nobody wanted to bang anyway. And yet somehow they question the origin of MGTOW.
General Ripper was right!
Oh, I know what it sounds like, lol. It is striking though. Anyone who spends time in urban leftist areas then commutes back out to exurbia if not rural country knows what I’m saying, though.
The 4chan kids are running a “No Fap November” and the porn websites are protesting the calamitous loss of money. They are complaining the campaign is “anti Semitic” somehow. So this is where we are at. It is anti Semitic to quit playing with your genitals.
“The Democrat Party is giving up on reproduction – it doesn’t help that they seem to be suspicious that anyone who actually carries a baby to term is sufficiently liberal. That’s why they want to import caravans of foreigners, to replace their dwindling voter base.”
They might consider stopping the slaughter of their own unborn. Nah. Doesn’t fit the narrative! *SPIT*
Very cute ending! :)
I’m sorry for the confusion this younger generation is facing.
Then again, our parents worried about our generation, too.
I did notice that Christian homeschoolers are still marrying in their early 20’s, right out of college.
1. Texting, Messaging, Facebook etc. means that neither sex learns the art of face to face seduction anymore. Basically young males and females are unable to communicate without emoji's and a screen in front of them.
2. The volume and ease of access to internet porn has taken all the "mystery" out of sex, if you've seen two interacial midgets and a Donkey by the time you're 13, there is really not a whole lot left. Not to mention it's a lot easier to hit a few keys and pull up a vid of your "dream girl" on Pornhub (with rosey palmer and her five sisters setting up the "date"), than going through all the work to get a real girl that pales in comparison.
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