Bombshell: Sen. Hatch Claims He’s 1/1032 T-Rex

dailycaller.com ^ | 10/15/2018

[Helicondelta]

Utah Republican Senator Orrin Hatch released his own DNA test on Twitter Monday evening in response to Massachusetts Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren doing the same to prove she has Native American ancestry.

Hatch, 84, tweeted, “DNA Test Results 1/1032 T-Rex. The rest: other dinosaurs.”

The Boston Globe originally claimed on Monday that the DNA test revealed Warren was somewhere between 1/32 and 1/512 Native American, however they then corrected their story saying the numbers are actually between 1/64 and 1/1,024.

Warren’s claims of Native American heritage have long been a point of contention between the Massachusetts Democrat and President Trump. The president has called her “Pocahontas.”

[Hoosier-Daddy]

Get it on!

[Equine1952]

I watched Greg’s show last weekend. My urge to comment died with the question “what would you do if people followed you into the subway”. He said something like “I’m not trying to get away, I’m luring them in”. Enuff said. 😧

[Lady Heron]

If he isn’t someone in charge of his phone is. Good for him....poked fun at Warren and included himself. You can only smile.

[rainee]

Lol!! Whomever runs Hatch Twitter deserves a raise!

[MIA_eccl1212]

Republicans have won enough, that they not only have discovered the joy of winning... but the joy of laughing at losers...

Even Orin, has rediscovered the fountain of laughter at the expense of the democrat party fakes.

pretty close to goin full alinski on them, he is...

Go DJT!
pants them then give them a wedgie.
and do it on stage with a youtube video capture...
It just doesn’t get any better...

[Reno89519]

Yes, he makes the show interesting. That was in particular a very good comment.

[right way right]

Hopefully the Dem party will also get canceled just like Happy Days after Fonzie jumped that shark.

[Songcraft]

I saw that too, but I just took that as him being funny. They had been discussing the drivers being harassed and diverted by the mobsters, then Tyrus remarked how it's funny how they never try that with him.   (He is a big and scary looking guy.)

Then Greg talked about Brian Kilmeade being chased down the subway by some of those thugs, and those thugs trying to incite the other people in the subway to get Brian Kilmeade.   That's when Tyrus said something like they better not try to chase him down the subway, and that actually he would be luring those thugs down the subway, and that would end up being their ass.   (I thought it was funny, because he's probably right that they wouldn't try that with him.)

Here's that clip (queued to start at their interaction) so you can watch it again, and maybe see the humor in what he was saying.

   Greg Gutfeld Show - Tyrus Segment

(However, that has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with my post 35, and the suggested comparison of those two photos!)       :-)

[alstewartfan]

Is Jurassic Park Hatch’s charity of choice?

[Dexter Morgan]

[Equine1952]

Agreed but Tyrus is pretty darn smart and makes the show a lot of fun. Cat ain’t bad either. I think the show is pretty funny. The guest are props but they have some good ones. 😀

[Eleutheria5]

He’s also kin to Barny?

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Warren is singing that old 1970s song by Cher “Half breed”

1/1024th breed

(Sung by Squaw Fauxcahontas Warren)

My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather married a pure Cherokee
My mother’s people were ashamed of me
The Indians said I was white by law
The White Man always called me “Indian Squaw”
1/1024th breed that’s all I ever heard
1/1024th breed, how I learned to hate the word
1/1024th breed, she’s no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born
We never settled, went from town to town
When you’re not welcome you don’t hang around
The other children always laughed at me
“Give her a feather, she’s a Cherokee”.

1/1024th breed, that’s all I ever heard
1/1024th breed, how I learned to hate the word
1/1024th breed, she’s no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born
We weren’t accepted and I felt ashamed
Nineteen I left them, tell me who’s to blame
My life since then has been from man to man
But I can’t run away from what I am
1/1024th breed that’s all I ever heard
1/1024th breed, how I learned to hate the word
1/1024th breed, she’s no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born
1/1024th breed that’s all I ever heard
1/1024th breed, how I learned to hate the word
1/1024th breed, she’s no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born

[monocle]

Dole in his earlier years was very humorist.

[nikos1121]

Or National Geographic’s Helix. Sounds like this guy was incompetent, without actual Native Indian DNA for comparison.

ONce again, I say, no one...no other republican who ran for the presidency in 2016 would have the ability or the courage to say and do what Trump does.

He brings down Hillary Clinton’s total farce along with the intelligence community, (and I use the term loosely), to the point that she is babbling idiot.

Now Elizabeth Warren.

I think he has an answer for just about anyone who confronts him. MY ONLY QUESTION, IS HOW WILL HE RESPOND TO MICHAEL BLOOMBERG. I THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBLE CANDIDATES, HE MIGHT BE THE TOUGHEST, ALTHOUGH HE DOESN’T HAVE THE STAMINA OF TRUMP NOR THE APPEARL TO DRAW A CROWD.

[Hoffer Rand]

Is Hatch really that funny?

He has his moments. A long time ago, he created a minor media storm locally, when some reporter who was interviewing him, complained there was nothing nothing liberal about him. His answer was, "That's not true. I actually have the heart of a liberal. I keep it in a jar on my desk." I thought it was the perfect comeback and hilarious. The reporter was quite offended.

[aces]

I had a mud turtle in my hand one day and went over to show my parents, had my forefinger stuck out in front and the other fingers grasped the shell, as I approached mom and said look what I found it extended it’s head and clamped on..
still have the scar lol

[arrogantsob]

Let it go, he voted to confirm.

Flake is yesterday’s news.

[Simon Foxx]

[Political Junkie Too]

Or...

The television man is crazy 
Saying we're juvenile delinquent wrecks 
Man I need a TV when I've got T. Rex

All the young dudes 
Carry the news 
Boogaloo dudes 
Carry the news

-PJ