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Florida woman allegedly on crack, meth runs naked to get away from 'giant spider,' police say
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| August 8, 2018
| Madeline Farber
Posted on 09/11/2018 10:14:15 AM PDT by billorites
A woman in St. Petersburg, Fla., reportedly told authorities she took her clothes off and ran through a park naked in an attempt to get away from a giant spider.
The woman, identified as 40-year-old Danielle Delores Teeples, also admitted to police she had taken drugs, such as crystal meth and crack cocaine, prior to taking off her clothes, WFLA-News reported.
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Witnesses who observed Teeples on Sunday told police the woman was acting erratically, rubbing her hands through her hair and on parts of her body while running through the park.
Teeples, who allegedly refused to put her clothes back on initially, was later arrested and charged with indecent exposure, the station reported.
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To: billorites
To: rjsimmon
I should’a known, being a 210 driver!
But, this clearly illustrates how crack and meth is key to focusing and contemplating to derive the logical and correct path to maximizing evasion velocity.
[probably akin to thinking her way out of a knife in the park scene of “Limitless”]
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posted on
09/11/2018 11:52:29 AM PDT
by
C210N
(Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
To: C210N
Ill never understand how getting in the buff helps one evade a giant spider. It's a horror movie thing. I'm not sure why, but the girl running from the monster/psycho always seems to lose at least her top as she runs through the woods. Maybe when you're on meth, you naturally follow that familiar script because the movie repetition makes that seem normal to druggies.
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posted on
09/11/2018 11:55:46 AM PDT
by
Pollster1
("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
To: billorites
She’s starring in her own “real life” Sci fi movie.
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posted on
09/11/2018 11:56:48 AM PDT
by
Leep
To: billorites
Everyone knows you need a good dirt bike and
jumping skills to get away from giant spiders.
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posted on
09/11/2018 12:01:18 PM PDT
by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: Lazamataz
Las...you’d hit the giant spider if you could catch it....
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posted on
09/11/2018 12:01:36 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: C210N
Ill never understand how getting in the buff helps one evade a giant spider. The spiders wait for you to get naked, then they attack!
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posted on
09/11/2018 12:03:01 PM PDT
by
DungeonMaster
(If your church believes in evolution it is not a Christian church.)
To: \/\/ayne
Not necessary. Im vacationing in Florida right now. I was approached by a giant spider and I told it to eff off. Off it went.
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posted on
09/11/2018 1:10:46 PM PDT
by
JusPasenThru
(The only reason unemployment is dropping is because everyone is working two jobs.)
To: billorites
So this is the "high" that is so much fun?
Running naked from a giant spider.
Yeah... think I will pass.
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posted on
09/11/2018 1:13:08 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea is getting cold.)
To: Red Badger
Ive lived in Florida almost all my life. I never get to see this stuff........................
From looking at her photo you are one lucky guy.
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posted on
09/11/2018 1:19:13 PM PDT
by
OldMissileer
(Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
To: OldMissileer
Well, my eyes ain’t what they used to be......................
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posted on
09/11/2018 1:22:01 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(July 2018 - the month the world learns the TRUTH......Q Anon.......Timelines change. Aug 16)
To: Army Air Corps
Looks like the prop used in The Giant Spider Invasion filmed in Gleeson and Merrill, Wisconsin.
I visited there a few years ago.
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posted on
09/11/2018 4:24:40 PM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(They all get down, and arm up. Ready to take down tyrrany. The magnificient Seven.)
To: billorites
The animal world has similar problems:
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posted on
09/11/2018 6:57:05 PM PDT
by
Oatka
To: RandallFlagg
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posted on
09/11/2018 8:10:58 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: billorites
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_X5I3C24lstA/SmE1NRBu_7I/AAAAAAAAA5I/fvSb7_Mzg1I/s400/Wolf+Spider+1.jpg)
I'm in North FL. Seriously, I have giant spiders on my property. They're called Carolina Wolf Spiders. And they're as creepy as you can imagine. I felt one crawl over my bare foot once. I didn't see it until the deed was done.
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posted on
09/11/2018 8:47:23 PM PDT
by
Daaave
("He say you blade runner.")
To: Berlin_Freeper
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09/11/2018 10:58:10 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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