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Australia store owner pelts ax-wielding robber with tuna cans and Pringles
Fox News ^ | 07/02/2018 | Travis Fedschun

Posted on 07/02/2018 11:13:43 AM PDT by sevinufnine

A store owner in Australia recently proved an ax-wielding robber was no match for tuna fish and Pringles. Baz Rizk, who owns the Friendly Grocer, fought back against an assailant. The masked man walks up an aisle demanding cash only to have Rizk pelt him with cans of tuna fish and Pringles until the suspect runs away. Rizk said his coworkers chased the man away from the store using baseball bats. He previously has defended his store from robbers, pelting one would-be thief with a jar of Vegemite in an incident 10 years ago.

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TOPICS: Australia/New Zealand; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: axe; freepun; rkba; whatanax
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“Unfortunately you need to take the law into your own hands to protect yourself,” Rizk told 7 News. “Because after they rob you they get a slap on the wrist and walk out with nothing. We're not scared of them, it's just the element of surprise, the quick action, the experience we've had, we know what to do," he told 7News.
1 posted on 07/02/2018 11:13:43 AM PDT by sevinufnine
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To: sevinufnine

Laughed out loud at this one...and a can of Vegemite would run me away too!


2 posted on 07/02/2018 11:14:42 AM PDT by sevinufnine (.)
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Tuna Pringle sandwich ,sounds good


3 posted on 07/02/2018 11:16:56 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: sevinufnine

Good for him, but this could have been a bad idea. The owner was taking a Rizk.


4 posted on 07/02/2018 11:18:30 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (If you beleive the dog, then take his advice.)
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To: sevinufnine

Hope it wasn’t assault tuna. Nobody needs that just to drive away robbers.


5 posted on 07/02/2018 11:19:25 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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Good that he’s the owner, because in the U.S. an employee would have been canned......


6 posted on 07/02/2018 11:20:42 AM PDT by G Larry (There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
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To: sevinufnine

Exactly. He wouldn’t even have to throw it; just lift the lid off the jar, and I’d start backing up.


7 posted on 07/02/2018 11:20:53 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: ClearCase_guy

good one :)


8 posted on 07/02/2018 11:21:07 AM PDT by sevinufnine (.)
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To: sevinufnine

fish and chips lol


9 posted on 07/02/2018 11:22:10 AM PDT by aces
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To: Still Thinking

Agreed, and if he had more than seven cans at the ready, he should be fined, perhaps jailed, and lose his canned tuna rights!

I’m sure all his tuna was confiscated while they figure out what actually happened.

/s


10 posted on 07/02/2018 11:24:08 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (01/26/18 DJIA 30 stocks $26,616.71 48.794% > open 11/07/16 215.71 from 50% increase 1.2183 yrs..)
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pelting one would-be thief with a jar of Vegemite

Doesn't that violate some kind of chemical weapons treaty?

11 posted on 07/02/2018 11:25:25 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Flaming Conservative

ya, that and Kimchi...I used to work with a Korean guy who loved it for lunch. You couldn’t be within 20 ft of him without getting a whiff of that nasty smell.


12 posted on 07/02/2018 11:25:44 AM PDT by sevinufnine (.)
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“pelting one would-be thief with a jar of Vegemite”

Doesn’t that violate some kind of chemical weapons treaty?

>>> It would violate at LEAST chemical weapons treaty....


13 posted on 07/02/2018 11:29:26 AM PDT by sevinufnine (.)
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Tuna and pringles. Nice of them to feed the robbers.


14 posted on 07/02/2018 11:31:17 AM PDT by Rebelbase ( Tagline disabled.)
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Sob...poor can of tuna. And the Pringles were devastated.


15 posted on 07/02/2018 11:34:02 AM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: sevinufnine
No bananas at hand?


16 posted on 07/02/2018 11:39:58 AM PDT by BBell (Ich bin Ein Wenig Teekanne ):>()
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What about pointed sticks?


17 posted on 07/02/2018 11:40:29 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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“Australia store owner pelts ax-wielding robber with tuna cans and Pringles”

It’s like a version of America, where everything is ineffective and half-assed.


18 posted on 07/02/2018 11:40:52 AM PDT by VanDeKoik
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I suppose the Aussie govt will now confiscate axes.


19 posted on 07/02/2018 11:41:51 AM PDT by MGunny
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Maybe, but it was no match against the dangerous tuna cans and cardboard Pringles canister.


20 posted on 07/02/2018 11:44:48 AM PDT by sevinufnine (.)
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