[sevinufnine]

Laughed out loud at this one...and a can of Vegemite would run me away too!

[Flaming Conservative]

Exactly. He wouldn’t even have to throw it; just lift the lid off the jar, and I’d start backing up.

[aces]

fish and chips lol

[GnuThere]

No kidding - they should just arm themselves with a big spoonful ready to fling at a moment’s notice.

[DoodleBob]

Should have thrown some of the exotic Australian wildlife at the perp. That would have done the trick.