Guam Homeland Security: ‘Do Not Look At The Flash Or Fireball’

dailycaller.com ^ | 08/11/2017

[RummyChick]

Meanwhile..a Freeper there is mowing his lawn.

[RegulatorCountry]

We can sell all them leftover fake Chinese eclipse glasses to Guam, yeah that’s the ticket.

[Theo]

[usconservative]

If possible, take a shower with lots of soap and water, shampoo but avoid using conditioner that will bind to any radioactive material in your hair, the fact sheet states.

Is this a spoof piece? It's gotta be .....

[Enlightened1]

Wow our tax payers money is being spent so well to state the obvious.

What a joke!

[RayChuang88]

It's time to dig out the old Duck and Cover material?

[lgjhn23]

Stupid.
Eliminate the threat.....period.

[FreedomStar3028]

My bottles of conditioner are labelled “will bind to radioactive particles”, and “will not bind to radioactive particles.”

But yes, let’s take showers with water that is likely contaminated. Smart, real smart.

[lgjhn23]

If someone is threatening me with a weapon, I don’t call 911 for an EMS unit or buy band-aids.
I shoot the SOB.

[COBOL2Java]

Yeah but if the missiles hit the water they'll wake Godzilla

[WKUHilltopper]

Pffft...they used to teach us that in the 1st grade. Never look into the fireball.

[Delta 21]

YES. Your cardboard and corrugated tin shanty will provide adequate protection from the blast.

[Helicondelta]

It’s good advice. It’d be very sad if somebody survived the nuclear blast only to get killed by the hair conditioner when taking a shower in the aftermath.

[apillar]

Reminds me of the old military joke circa 1960's

In Case of Nuclear Attack:

Step 1. Immediately drop to the ground and put your head between your knees.

Step 2. Kiss your a** goodbye.

[paint_your_wagon]

After the flash, just remember: There’s no more size restrictions and screw the limit.

[dfwgator]

[D Rider]

Actually, It is exactly right. The water right after a blast will not be contaminated. During the first 24 hours to 10 days it is extremely important to stay inside. It is a half life thing, The majority of radioactive particle dissipate quickly, The next marker is seven months.

[KarlInOhio]

On August 22 send your used eclipse glasses to Guam.

Looks like Kim finally lit it off. Will someone turn up "The End of the World as We Know It"? I can't hear it over "The Future's so Bright I Gotta Wear Shades".

[dfwgator]

Or “Red Skies at Night.”