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1 posted on 08/11/2017 7:31:48 AM PDT by Helicondelta
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Meanwhile..a Freeper there is mowing his lawn.


2 posted on 08/11/2017 7:32:26 AM PDT by RummyChick (can we switch Don,Jr for Prince Kush and his flak jacket. From Yacht Party to Warzone ready to wear.)
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We can sell all them leftover fake Chinese eclipse glasses to Guam, yeah that’s the ticket.


3 posted on 08/11/2017 7:36:14 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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If possible, take a shower with lots of soap and water, shampoo but avoid using conditioner that will bind to any radioactive material in your hair, the fact sheet states.

Is this a spoof piece? It's gotta be .....

5 posted on 08/11/2017 7:39:21 AM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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Wow our tax payers money is being spent so well to state the obvious.

What a joke!


6 posted on 08/11/2017 7:39:39 AM PDT by Enlightened1
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It's time to dig out the old Duck and Cover material?
7 posted on 08/11/2017 7:40:54 AM PDT by RayChuang88 (FairTax: America's Economic Cure)
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Stupid.
Eliminate the threat.....period.


8 posted on 08/11/2017 7:41:05 AM PDT by lgjhn23 (It's easy to be liberal when you're dumber than a box of rocks.)
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If someone is threatening me with a weapon, I don’t call 911 for an EMS unit or buy band-aids.
I shoot the SOB.


10 posted on 08/11/2017 7:42:53 AM PDT by lgjhn23 (It's easy to be liberal when you're dumber than a box of rocks.)
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Pffft...they used to teach us that in the 1st grade. Never look into the fireball.


12 posted on 08/11/2017 7:48:28 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (WKU 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Champions)
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YES. Your cardboard and corrugated tin shanty will provide adequate protection from the blast.


13 posted on 08/11/2017 7:49:03 AM PDT by Delta 21
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Reminds me of the old military joke circa 1960's

In Case of Nuclear Attack:

Step 1. Immediately drop to the ground and put your head between your knees.

Step 2. Kiss your a** goodbye.

15 posted on 08/11/2017 7:52:17 AM PDT by apillar
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After the flash, just remember: There’s no more size restrictions and screw the limit.


16 posted on 08/11/2017 7:53:36 AM PDT by paint_your_wagon
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On August 22 send your used eclipse glasses to Guam.

Looks like Kim finally lit it off. Will someone turn up "The End of the World as We Know It"? I can't hear it over "The Future's so Bright I Gotta Wear Shades".

19 posted on 08/11/2017 7:58:48 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (The Whig Party died when it fled the great fight of its century. Ditto for the Republicans now.)
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but avoid using conditioner that will bind to any radioactive material in your hair, the fact sheet states.

New Pantene Neutron Formula. Now with 50% less Strontium 90!


24 posted on 08/11/2017 8:02:24 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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It may be a nuclear war that saves mankind. The few survivors will rebuild and hopefully there’ll be no Islam.


25 posted on 08/11/2017 8:07:39 AM PDT by Terry Mross (Liver spots And blood thinners.)
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A rerun of the “DiveAndCover”, Goldwater anti Campaign, DNC advert.


30 posted on 08/11/2017 8:20:38 AM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country.king seal.)
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Ah, the good old days...

Why aren't Guam officials doing something useful like following Berkeley's leadership and posting some signs?


32 posted on 08/11/2017 8:27:56 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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Me, I’ll just hide under my school desk like they taught us in grade school.


33 posted on 08/11/2017 8:29:04 AM PDT by glorgau
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Yeah, that'll work. "Duck and cover". Hide under your desk, that'll protect you.

Better yet, evacuate Seoul.

35 posted on 08/11/2017 8:46:16 AM PDT by Kenton
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Long ago, in Basic Training at Fort Leonard Wood, a smart aleck DI trained us in what to do in a nuke attack:

Stand with your feet shoulder width apart.

Bend forward and down, grasping behind your knees.

Pull as hard as you can.

Reach forward and up and kiss your a$$ goodbye.


37 posted on 08/11/2017 9:32:32 AM PDT by budj (Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!)
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So we get to this nuke site in TU (that didn’t exist), and Top calls a formation of all the Cherries.

The normal things like stay away from this part of Istanbul, too many Soviet spies. Stay away from this part of Istanbul if you don’t have condoms, etc.

The he says, if the balloon goes up, you have enough time to say the Lord’s prayer, and kiss your azz good bye.

5.56mm


38 posted on 08/11/2017 9:44:22 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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