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To: Helicondelta
Meanwhile..a Freeper there is mowing his lawn.
2 posted on
08/11/2017 7:32:26 AM PDT by
RummyChick
(can we switch Don,Jr for Prince Kush and his flak jacket. From Yacht Party to Warzone ready to wear.)
To: Helicondelta
We can sell all them leftover fake Chinese eclipse glasses to Guam, yeah that’s the ticket.
To: Helicondelta
If possible, take a shower with lots of soap and water, shampoo but avoid using conditioner that will bind to any radioactive material in your hair, the fact sheet states. Is this a spoof piece? It's gotta be .....
5 posted on
08/11/2017 7:39:21 AM PDT by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: Helicondelta
Wow our tax payers money is being spent so well to state the obvious.
What a joke!
To: Helicondelta
It's time to dig out the old Duck and Cover material?
7 posted on
08/11/2017 7:40:54 AM PDT by
RayChuang88
(FairTax: America's Economic Cure)
To: Helicondelta
Stupid.
Eliminate the threat.....period.
8 posted on
08/11/2017 7:41:05 AM PDT by
lgjhn23
(It's easy to be liberal when you're dumber than a box of rocks.)
To: Helicondelta
If someone is threatening me with a weapon, I don’t call 911 for an EMS unit or buy band-aids.
I shoot the SOB.
10 posted on
08/11/2017 7:42:53 AM PDT by
lgjhn23
(It's easy to be liberal when you're dumber than a box of rocks.)
To: Helicondelta
Pffft...they used to teach us that in the 1st grade. Never look into the fireball.
12 posted on
08/11/2017 7:48:28 AM PDT by
WKUHilltopper
(WKU 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Champions)
To: Helicondelta
YES. Your cardboard and corrugated tin shanty will provide adequate protection from the blast.
13 posted on
08/11/2017 7:49:03 AM PDT by
Delta 21
To: Helicondelta
Reminds me of the old military joke circa 1960's
In Case of Nuclear Attack:
Step 1. Immediately drop to the ground and put your head between your knees.
Step 2. Kiss your a** goodbye.
15 posted on
08/11/2017 7:52:17 AM PDT by
apillar
To: Helicondelta
After the flash, just remember: There’s no more size restrictions and screw the limit.
To: Helicondelta
On August 22 send your used eclipse glasses to Guam.
Looks like Kim finally lit it off. Will someone turn up "The End of the World as We Know It"? I can't hear it over "The Future's so Bright I Gotta Wear Shades".
19 posted on
08/11/2017 7:58:48 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(The Whig Party died when it fled the great fight of its century. Ditto for the Republicans now.)
To: Helicondelta
but avoid using conditioner that will bind to any radioactive material in your hair, the fact sheet states.
New Pantene Neutron Formula. Now with 50% less Strontium 90!
To: Helicondelta
It may be a nuclear war that saves mankind. The few survivors will rebuild and hopefully there’ll be no Islam.
25 posted on
08/11/2017 8:07:39 AM PDT by
Terry Mross
(Liver spots And blood thinners.)
To: Helicondelta
A rerun of the “DiveAndCover”, Goldwater anti Campaign, DNC advert.
30 posted on
08/11/2017 8:20:38 AM PDT by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country.king seal.)
To: Helicondelta
Ah, the good old days...
Why aren't Guam officials doing something useful like following Berkeley's leadership and posting some signs?
To: Helicondelta
Me, I’ll just hide under my school desk like they taught us in grade school.
33 posted on
08/11/2017 8:29:04 AM PDT by
glorgau
To: Helicondelta
Yeah, that'll work. "Duck and cover". Hide under your desk, that'll protect you.
Better yet, evacuate Seoul.
35 posted on
08/11/2017 8:46:16 AM PDT by
Kenton
To: Helicondelta
Long ago, in Basic Training at Fort Leonard Wood, a smart aleck DI trained us in what to do in a nuke attack:
Stand with your feet shoulder width apart.
Bend forward and down, grasping behind your knees.
Pull as hard as you can.
Reach forward and up and kiss your a$$ goodbye.
37 posted on
08/11/2017 9:32:32 AM PDT by
budj
(Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!)
To: Helicondelta
So we get to this nuke site in TU (that didn’t exist), and Top calls a formation of all the Cherries.
The normal things like stay away from this part of Istanbul, too many Soviet spies. Stay away from this part of Istanbul if you don’t have condoms, etc.
The he says, if the balloon goes up, you have enough time to say the Lord’s prayer, and kiss your azz good bye.
5.56mm
38 posted on
08/11/2017 9:44:22 AM PDT by
M Kehoe
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