Guam Homeland Security: ‘Do Not Look At The Flash Or Fireball’

dailycaller.com ^ | 08/11/2017

[usconservative]

But yes, let’s take showers with water that is likely contaminated. Smart, real smart.

That was going to be my next point, LOL! It's gotta be a spoof .... if not someone's incredibly stupid for having written that.

[usconservative]

ROFL! That’s awesome!

[CondorFlight]

“In the event of nuclear attack, the prohibition on prayer in schools will be temporarily suspended.”

[Buckeye McFrog]

but avoid using conditioner that will bind to any radioactive material in your hair, the fact sheet states.

New Pantene Neutron Formula. Now with 50% less Strontium 90!

[Terry Mross]

It may be a nuclear war that saves mankind. The few survivors will rebuild and hopefully there’ll be no Islam.

[Terry Mross]

I see a new cartoon with a Trump like character. It’s called “DONALD, DUCK AND COVER”.

[Ancesthntr]

[Buckeye McFrog]

When I tune my radio to 640 or 1240
all I hear is Tejano music.

[VietVet876]

“Cheap Sunglasses”

[SandRat]

A rerun of the “DiveAndCover”, Goldwater anti Campaign, DNC advert.

[knittnmom]

And the impact will make the island tip over. /s

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Ah, the good old days...

Why aren't Guam officials doing something useful like following Berkeley's leadership and posting some signs?

[glorgau]

Me, I’ll just hide under my school desk like they taught us in grade school.

[Theo]

LOL! :-)

[Kenton]

Yeah, that'll work. "Duck and cover". Hide under your desk, that'll protect you.

Better yet, evacuate Seoul.

[bgill]

[budj]

Long ago, in Basic Training at Fort Leonard Wood, a smart aleck DI trained us in what to do in a nuke attack:

Stand with your feet shoulder width apart.

Bend forward and down, grasping behind your knees.

Pull as hard as you can.

Reach forward and up and kiss your a$$ goodbye.

[M Kehoe]

So we get to this nuke site in TU (that didn’t exist), and Top calls a formation of all the Cherries.

The normal things like stay away from this part of Istanbul, too many Soviet spies. Stay away from this part of Istanbul if you don’t have condoms, etc.

The he says, if the balloon goes up, you have enough time to say the Lord’s prayer, and kiss your azz good bye.

5.56mm

[HokieMom]

Washington Examiner‏Verified account @dcexaminer 31m31 minutes ago

Guam issues fact sheet on "preparing for an imminent missile threat" http://washex.am/2fyrBtD

[FreedomStar3028]

it depends on where the blast is relative to the water supply