A fool and their money is soon parted................or partied...........
Millennial dipshits.
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I couldn’t read beyond the first couple of paragraphs for fear of barfing in public, but I know I can safely comment: “Liberals are morons.”
CW II will be far shorter than they think.
Must one pay additional charges for a wee weed up diaper changing? Or a poo nappy change? If so, they should consider charging astronomical fees. Given all are filled w/nothing but poo - that’s one h*ll of a dirty diaper.
The morons willing to shell out $80 per hour for Trump stress-reducing “cuddle therapy” will surely line up to experience my Childhood Re-engagement Aromatherapy. And crayons and Play-Doh are both cheap and easy to melt.
Since that is from neither The Onion nor Monty Python’s Flying Circus....
Be afraid. Be very afraid!
This sounds like something from a Beavis & Butthead episode.
Well, it figures they would all use those iPad things.
We used to lose to these people.
So if I charge then 80 bucks and hour and hire two “cuddle professions” for 20 bucks an hour, as long as I get enough business I could really clean up.
Maybe play Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones, and Fox News in the waiting room to keep them nice and agitated before they go into the session. ( I could make the excuse that it is “good for them” to be a little agitated going in the session so when they relax it will be effective or some such bull crap )
Either I screw with their dopamine so they keep coming in, or I red pill some of them win-win...
Just plain insanity.
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We had one from 1993 to 2001, and we avoided having another one in 2016. That's how I conceptualize it.
The Cuddle King should be happy that Trump won. It's good for business. If Hillary had won, everything would be peachy keen, and fewer people would have to shell out good money to a charlatan for grope sessions with strangers.
How touching. Too bad some homeless stinkbum doesn’t go in there with a pantload of obama and insist on a group hug.
Vincent Vega: What? $80/hr? And you don’t get no sex nor nothing with that?
Every meme from GamerGate--Social Justice Warrior, Snowflake Generation, safe spaces, triggered, mansplaining, and so on--got reinforced by this article. And the comment section on that article was nearly 100% negative.
And this from the same magazine that got in legal trouble for that article accusing the University of Virginia for covering up rapes.... 