Why Professional Cuddling Is Booming Under Trump ($80 an hour for "Election Detox" spooning)

Rolling Stone ^ | 8/3/2017 | Allie Volpe

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On a Saturday night in Venice, California, light spills from an open door on an otherwise dark street. The space appears to be an art gallery or studio: blank walls, cubbies for shoes and personal items and cushioned mats and pillows lining half of the room's hardwood floor.

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[Red Badger]

A fool and their money is soon parted................or partied...........

[Celtic Conservative]

Millennial dipshits.

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[Farmer Dean]

For 80 bucks an hour there had better be a happy ending.

[TXBlair]

I couldn’t read beyond the first couple of paragraphs for fear of barfing in public, but I know I can safely comment: “Liberals are morons.”

[Red Badger]

I can get a full body massage for that!..................

[SpaceBar]

CW II will be far shorter than they think.

[Jagdgewehr]

BUMP

[heterosupremacist]

I went to a massage parlor and the chick said to me, “For you, it’s a self-service appointment!”

(The late, great, Rodney Dangerfield.)

[V K Lee]

Must one pay additional charges for a wee weed up diaper changing? Or a poo nappy change? If so, they should consider charging astronomical fees. Given all are filled w/nothing but poo - that’s one h*ll of a dirty diaper.

[heterosupremacist]

Celtic Conservative - "Millennial dipshits." Exactly. The least attractive ones in the dipshit universe... 8O)

[Interesting Times]

The morons willing to shell out $80 per hour for Trump stress-reducing “cuddle therapy” will surely line up to experience my Childhood Re-engagement Aromatherapy. And crayons and Play-Doh are both cheap and easy to melt.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Since that is from neither The Onion nor Monty Python’s Flying Circus....

Be afraid. Be very afraid!

[BenLurkin]

[Alberta's Child]

This sounds like something from a Beavis & Butthead episode.

[doorgunner69]

Well, it figures they would all use those iPad things.

[Vince Ferrer]

We used to lose to these people.

[GraceG]

So if I charge then 80 bucks and hour and hire two “cuddle professions” for 20 bucks an hour, as long as I get enough business I could really clean up.

Maybe play Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones, and Fox News in the waiting room to keep them nice and agitated before they go into the session. ( I could make the excuse that it is “good for them” to be a little agitated going in the session so when they relax it will be effective or some such bull crap )

Either I screw with their dopamine so they keep coming in, or I red pill some of them win-win...

[stormhill]

It will if that's the opposition we'll be facing

[Innovative]

Just plain insanity.