Go read some for a good laugh. Above is the first review.
Anyone have Hillary's email address to send her the link?
Thanks for posting this.
I joined the Amazon Part_ee! :-)
My computer is not working ~I am operating in safe mode right now ;(...
If it was working properly, I would save the reviews before comments are disabled or whatever Amazon might choose to do to help out the “distinguished” author.
So some of you, please, save the reviews—they are truly priceless :)
BKMK for uplifting laughs after the ISU-TCU game.
go clones.
Those reviews are great. Could make a book out of them. Go ahead and press the helpful button for the reviews.
OMG so funny. Bumping for later to read all the comments.
Bump.
Thank you! I haven’t laughed this hard in ages!
Woke up with a bit of insomnia and ended up reading this thread. Thanks for the laughter and all the inciteful comments in the ‘book reviews’.
I feel a lot better now knowing Hillary’s collapsing was only due to pneumonia, and she was able to escape from those frightful deplorables for 4 days rest.
added my own, same name
One of the reviews: “I found this book would have been more effective written in blood . . .”
she helped Bill power through juanita brodericks pleas of no’s, and power through her clothes, rapist in chief, shrillary blames the victim
Amazon’s “Featured Recommendations” at the bottom of the page includes Folger’s Classic Roast Ground Coffee, 48oz. Package of 2 (’cause you’re gonna’ need it to finish this book)
62 of 65 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars
I would like to thank Hillary for printing this all in blue ...
September 16, 2016
By Amazon Customer
This review is from: Stronger Together (Paperback)
First off, I would like to thank Hillary for printing this all in blue ink because the color blue helps prevent my seizures. It was a little bit of a long read, being 32,000 pages of yoga routines, but I powered through it. Its amazing to think that she wrote the entire book on a Blackberry! I didn't know it was a pop-up book until I got to the chapter about her husband, Bill and his oval office experiences. The only issues I had with the book were all of the annoying "C" markings in the margins.
$9.59 x .005 x .053 -- that's .0025 cents!
Look at all the reviews at the end. Her paid trolls are earning their minimum wage.
Well written reviews..:)
ByPaul R Coyleon September 17, 2016
“I was trying to enlist in the Marines, even though I had just smarmed myself out of Yale Law School and was facinated by lesbians. The Marine recruiter was so fearsome I almost spilt my Starbucks Double Double Moca Frappe with lemon zest twist. He also led me to belive there wasn’t a Starbucks at recruit lounge. I think. I’m not sure. Anyways, I bought the book. I will now never look at a tree and not feel guilty. What a waste of wood pulp. After 7 hours of uninterrupted reading i found myself up tp page 3. Like a shipwrecked sailor cast upon the shores of a artic landfill. With each word I drowned again. Brain cells disolving into goo. I couldn’t take it. Braving sniperfire and a troll little serbian girl with flowers I returned to the Marine recruiter and am now happily in Iraq clearing land mines with my bare hands and a plastic pickle fork. Don’t buy it.”
“I made a mistake. I bought this book thinking it was novelty toilet paper. I must have misread ‘Stronger Together’ as a description of how it would hold up doing the ‘job’ (if you know what I mean). Imagine my surprise when I opened it up and found that it was really a book!
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“I tried to read it. But doing so brought an immediate reaction. I began to retch and vomit. I ran to the bathroom and got it out of my system. But before I could exit my bowels felt loose so I sat down to excavate them. Ahhh....blessed relief. When I was done I realized my pesky wife had forgotten to buy toilet paper again. I looked at the empty roll. I looked at the book. And then something clicked. Full circle. It served the purpose that I had originally thought it had.”
