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Hillary book getting bombed on Amazon--Hilarious reviews.
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Posted on 09/16/2016 8:30:48 PM PDT by moonhawk

"...1.0 out of 5 starsUnbelievable turn of events.......... By Daniel B. on September 14, 2016 Format: Paperback I was going to read this book.....I really was. But just as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head. After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I couldn't even see to read. Then I had an allergic reaction to something and started coughing so hard I spit out what looked like a couple of lizard's eyeballs, my limbs locked up, and I passed out and fell down again, waking up only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier. Somehow I managed to power through it all, but it's a good thing I was able to make a small fortune on this random small trade in the commodities market (cattle futures or some such thing) and then, miracle of all miracles, a few banks offered me a few million to just talk to their employees for a few minutes - and all that really helped out because I swear I was dead broke and couldn't figure out how I was gonna come up with the 6 bucks to pay for this book, let alone pay the $1,500 for my health insurance this month. I still want to read it, but, honestly, what difference at this point does it make? I hear it sucks anyway..."

(Excerpt) Read more at amazon.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: amazon; book; bookreview; clinton; hillary
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To: Wneighbor

Some really funny people in this country.


101 posted on 09/16/2016 11:42:07 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: With my own people alone I should like to drive away the Muslims)
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To: TomGuy

If it was written by ghost writers, that should not be a problem. Because she has been holding séances recently.


102 posted on 09/16/2016 11:46:29 PM PDT by BigEdLB (Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
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To: Rebelbase

These people are going to lose SO bad.


103 posted on 09/16/2016 11:48:11 PM PDT by 4Liberty (Can't WAIT to start saying -"TRUMP'S FAULT!!")
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To: miss marmelstein

Yes there are!!

We had just gone to bed when I found this thread, husband has to get up at 5, I had to come downstairs to stop disturbing him with my laughing. However, i know he’s going to love this in a few hours.


104 posted on 09/17/2016 12:01:00 AM PDT by Wneighbor (I'm deplorable.)
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To: 4Liberty
These people are going to lose SO bad.

Based on the Amazon poll...er reviews, it looks like a landslide.

105 posted on 09/17/2016 12:03:54 AM PDT by Wneighbor (I'm deplorable.)
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To: moonhawk

Thanks for posting this.

I joined the Amazon Part_ee! :-)


106 posted on 09/17/2016 12:08:02 AM PDT by cgbg (Warning: This post has not been fact-checked by the Democratic National Committee.)
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To: moonhawk

My computer is not working ~I am operating in safe mode right now ;(...

If it was working properly, I would save the reviews before comments are disabled or whatever Amazon might choose to do to help out the “distinguished” author.

So some of you, please, save the reviews—they are truly priceless :)


107 posted on 09/17/2016 12:25:50 AM PDT by Freedom56v2 (This election is about National Sovereignty, Liberty, and Freedom for future generations)
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To: moonhawk

BKMK for uplifting laughs after the ISU-TCU game.

go clones.


108 posted on 09/17/2016 12:27:27 AM PDT by VanShuyten ("a shadow...draped nobly in the folds of a gorgeous eloquence.")
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To: moonhawk

Those reviews are great. Could make a book out of them. Go ahead and press the helpful button for the reviews.


109 posted on 09/17/2016 12:36:20 AM PDT by Lent
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To: moonhawk

OMG so funny. Bumping for later to read all the comments.


110 posted on 09/17/2016 12:41:06 AM PDT by Betty Jane
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To: moonhawk

Bump.


111 posted on 09/17/2016 12:45:25 AM PDT by Chgogal (A woman who votes for Hillary is voting with her vagina and not her brain.)
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To: moonhawk

Thank you! I haven’t laughed this hard in ages!


112 posted on 09/17/2016 12:46:37 AM PDT by stilloftyhenight ("Victorious warriors win first, then go to war." Sun Tsu)
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To: faithhopecharity

Why are they even there? Not a single one is a verified purchase. Look at her stats:
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,132 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

#1 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > History > Women in History
#1 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > History > Modern (16th-21st Centuries) > 21st Century
#2 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Nonfiction > Politics & Social Sciences > Politics & Government > Ideologies & Doctrines

That is major money from Amazon.

I read it only sold 2900+ the 1st week. If so, how does she achieve those rankings? Is it just a case of no competitors in her keyword categories?

Whatever is going on, these are troll reviews.


113 posted on 09/17/2016 2:13:54 AM PDT by reformedliberal
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To: TomGuy
At that rate, the publisher is losing about $989.03 per copy.

That publisher must be using Common Core Math.

And using the Common Core business model he'll learn that he can make more money with volume...So he'll have to print more books
114 posted on 09/17/2016 2:16:51 AM PDT by lewislynn (Ryan is the other half of the reason Romney got creamed by a negro with a Nobel)
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To: moonhawk

Woke up with a bit of insomnia and ended up reading this thread. Thanks for the laughter and all the inciteful comments in the ‘book reviews’.

I feel a lot better now knowing Hillary’s collapsing was only due to pneumonia, and she was able to escape from those frightful deplorables for 4 days rest.


115 posted on 09/17/2016 2:18:03 AM PDT by Gumdrop
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To: lewislynn

And here I thought she only got bombed on a bottle of Jack.


116 posted on 09/17/2016 2:44:58 AM PDT by MIA_eccl1212 (10 rounds 10 meters 10 seconds 10 centimetres)
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To: moonhawk

added my own, same name


117 posted on 09/17/2016 3:12:23 AM PDT by Chickensoup (Leftist totalitarian governments are the biggest killer of citizens in the world.)
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To: moonhawk
Yeah, she and her doofus co-author / running mate are making a great impression!


118 posted on 09/17/2016 3:20:26 AM PDT by cynwoody
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To: moonhawk

One of the reviews: “I found this book would have been more effective written in blood . . .”


119 posted on 09/17/2016 3:43:03 AM PDT by castlegreyskull
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To: moonhawk

she helped Bill power through juanita brodericks pleas of no’s, and power through her clothes, rapist in chief, shrillary blames the victim


120 posted on 09/17/2016 3:44:44 AM PDT by aces ( Islam is the religion of the dead, Got Jesus?)
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