[C19fan]

The Dauphin's retainers abandoning their lord. If I was hiring why would I hire anybody from the Dauphin's campaign who had any sort of decision making responsibility. Why hire incompetence?

[Grampa Dave]

Why would anyone, who wanted to win a single vote hire any of these losers?

[Gaffer]

Dear Prospective Employer:

As you will see from my attached resume, I have worked on the McCain Campaign 2008, the Romney Campaign in 2012, and most recently have been working with Jeb Bush helping him to rediscover his Mexican Roots and to “Make America Mexico Again.”

I worked feverishly at pissing away all of his donated money from PACS; I helped him identify those Hispanic groups he could pander to; and I helped him moan and whine about how “nobody gets him.” I am excellent at deception, delusion and diversion, and I can spend that money like a drunken sailor in Hong Kong.

In closing, please consider me for the position advertised. I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN (as long as your money holds out).

Sincerely,

Finneas Carbunkle Whitfield Jones III, esq.

[Enlightened1]

Jeb is finished.

The Establishment is going to make him step down because they know Florida is the big one. They need as many Rubio supporters as possible.

If Rubio loses Florida, then the Establishment is going to have a tough time winning after he loses in his home state. This is where he is still an active Senator.

I suspect Jeb’s supporters will go to Rubio.

[ClearCase_guy]

Accomplishments: Burned through $100 million dollars.
Achievements: Nothing

[N. Theknow]

Dear Prospective Employer,

I clapped.

[rrrod]

Florida political consulting scum alert!

[M Kehoe]

Two words: fork/done.

5.56mm

[bray]

At least Michael Schmidt with one too man m’s can go back to MSNBC and explain how to run a campaign.

Pray America wakes

[Husker8877]

So let me get this extremely well-written headline straight:

If I’m not mistaken, a Bush “staff float” (a type of ark or outrigger) which is carrying his Florida consultants, has resumed it’s journey?