Was Justice Scalia Murdered??? [Debunking the conspiracy theorists]

PJ Media ^ | 02/19/2016 | Andrew Klavan

[SeekAndFind]

No, of course he wasn't murdered. What're you, nuts? But the question perfectly represents the disconnect between the grave stakes of the upcoming election and the frivolous level of our current political discourse.

Bully McMeathead -- I mean Donald Trump -- actually entertained the notion that Scalia died by foul play while speaking with radio talk show host Michael Savage recently. "They say they found a pillow on his face, which is a pretty unusual place to find a pillow," opined Wussy McRichboy -- I mean Trump.

And all right, I'll cut the combover clown some slack on this one. It was the first he'd heard of it. And in fact, the pillow wasn't found over the Supreme Court justice's face but above his head. And the 79-year-old Scalia was in bad health and had discussed the possibility of his sudden death with his family. And what kind of super-de-duper New World Order Illuminati conspirator smothers a guy with a pillow and then leaves the pillow there on the guy's face anyway? Maybe he was hoping no one would notice the body underneath... Ach, I'll retire to Bedlam.

But if Blowhard McStupid hasn't fully signed on to this idiotic conspiracy, he has decided that George W. Bush knowingly lied about there being WMD in Iraq. It was W's way of tricking us into war so he could destroy his popularity. He hated all that adulation. Plus The Donald thinks there are "very secret papers" somewhere that will reveal who was really to blame for the 9-11 attack on the World Trade Center. (Hint: His last name begins with "Laden.") And Trump has also filed a cease and desist order against Ted Cruz to stop Cruz from saying negative things about his opponent during a political campaign. Because, you know, we wouldn't want to allow that!

Meanwhile, Trump's fellow lefties over in the Democrat party are also talking blithering not to mention absolute crap. Hillary Clinton, panicked at having to run against an old poop peddling a failed centuries-old economic policy, has fallen so far down the identity politics hole there's nothing left of her but a shrill, grating echo. She says women don't like her because they're women, and men don't like her because they don't like women, and Republicans don't like Obama because they're white and he's black, and, oh yeah, it's wrong to generalize about people on the basis of race or gender. Meanwhile, in South Carolina the youthful Indian-American female Republican governor just endorsed the youthful Cuban-American senator with a youthful African-American senator looking on... so yeah, you two ancient whitey Democrats fight it out over which of you is more diverse-esque, then get back to us.

Not to say there's not some silliness on the GOP side as well. Jeb! Bush, for instance. Need I say more? Jeb!'s upset because people think he ought to get out of the race so someone who could actually win the nomination might be able to gather enough votes to stop the rise of Nasty McFalsehood. "It's all decided," Jeb! told a group of dozing supporters at a campaign event. "I mean we don't have to go vote I guess, it's all finished. I should stop campaigning maybe, huh? Let's just--it's all done!" Listening to this, for a moment there, I thought: Thank heavens, he's finally caught on. Then I realized he was being sarcastic... for some reason. Go figure.

Here's an idea I offer up for what it's worth: Now that the Illuminati have bumped off Scalia, and the balance of the Supreme Court is up for grabs and all, it might actually be a good idea to start thinking about the next president more seriously and expecting serious talk from the candidates running for the office. Let's face it, that leaves exactly two realistic choices: Rubio or Cruz. Intelligent, skilled, serious men with points of view that make some sort of sense.

That's the kind of person we need in the White House. Otherwise, this whole New World Order thing could get out of hand.

[PATRIOT1876]

Andrew,

Of course he wasn’t murdered. No one has ever been killed for political reasons. ESPECIALLY, not by Socialist politicians. /s

[eastexsteve]

“No autopsy, Why not?....very troubling to me.”

Family didn’t want one.

Unless the law has changed in Texas, it isn't up to the family. Basically, unless you are under direct care from a doctor when you die, an autopsy will be performed. My dad was a Harris County official when he died of a massive heart attack in 1973. We didn't know it, but was undergoing treatment for HBP and arterial problems at the time. His death was a complete surprise to everyone. We had quite a battle keeping an autopsy from being done. It took legal testimony from his treating physician to prevent it.

[napscoordinator]

That is interesting. So maybe there will be questions that need to be answered but probably never will be.

[RummyChick]

It doesn’t explain it. The photo shows TWO pillows that would have been “over” his head if he meant above and at least one pillow thrown to the side over the covers.

So why would he indicate ONE pillow when there were two over his head.

He didn’t even need to mention this bit about ONE pillow in the first place. His new excuse doesn’t make sense.

[RummyChick]

Horse head.

[Orlando]

Same here...

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

You know, in a heart attack, you would at least muss up the sheets a little.

Not necessarily. My Dad died when his heart stopped. He was standing and talking to someone and in 1 second he was on the floor...not moving. Done.
He was 62 and smoked from the time he was 16. He had alcohol issues too. Sometimes the ticker just stops.

[AllAmericanGirl44]

Mine as well. What an absolutely juvenile presentation that I cannot take serious.

[fella]

"What is this guy - 12?"

He might just be speaking to the average voter who thanks to the developmental retardation enculcated by our centralized education system find themselves in adulthood with the emotional development of about a 12 year old.

[combat_boots]

Sorry about your dad.

Mine died of the heart attack, too. In a hospital.

[bgill]

FRiends, if I ever turn up with my hands in peaceful repose on unrumpled sheets with a pillow over my head, something is terribly wrong.

[LaRueLaDue]

“Klavern just lost all my respect.”

You had respect for Klavern before this? That’s odd....

[WildHighlander57]

SubMareener wrote:

“... The security cameras had malfunctioned. ...”

Link?

[Pollster1]

No, of course he wasn't murdered. What're you, nuts?

To believe Scalia was murdered, you would have to believe that Obama is one of the most evil people in the history of the world.

You would have to believe that Obama is willing to kill at whim any time that murder will further his efforts to destroy America and freedom.

You would have to believe that Obama is a violent thug, bubbling over with malice (whether he's willing to hit someone defenseless whose arms are being held, or he's the silly holding the victim's arms and giggling while someone with muscle throws the punches).

You would have to believe that Obama is a psychopath totally lacking in human compassion.

How many people would believe all those things at once?

[SubMareener]

Heard it on the radio.

[WildHighlander57]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3399191/posts?page=18#18

Do they have a coffin if they’re cremated?

[justa-hairyape]

The conspiracy is that he died of natural causes, since it has not been ever proven. And cannot be now. To question how he died is not conspiratorial and is reality.

[minnesota_bound]

Lee Harvey Poindexter “found” Justice Antonin Scalia.
Everyone knows this. He then went back to the grassy knoll to think about “did he put the pillow back or did he leave it ontop of Justice Antonin Scalia face?”

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

The federal statutes require an complete autopsy when a senior Federal Government official dies.

Can you source that?

[SubMareener]

I heard it on the radio.