For his sake, I hope they weren't snapping.
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2 posted on
12/02/2015 6:07:51 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
To: ConservativeStatement
“Turtles in my pants” to the tune of the Doors’ ‘Riders on the Storm’.
3 posted on
12/02/2015 6:08:31 PM PST by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Hope they were Joyful Tortoises.
To: ConservativeStatement
I hate it when foreigners sneak in with communicable diseases.
This is a new one. Watch out ladies. You don’t want to catch a bad case of the turtles.
No husband or boyfriend is going to believe they’re just birthmarks.
Those green guys really stand out. And imagine the shocked look your guy will have, if he’s running his hand down there and runs into a snapper or two.
5 posted on
12/02/2015 6:09:43 PM PST by
DoughtyOne
(I support President Pre-elect Donald J. Trump. Karl Rove, the GOPe, and Leftist's worst nightmare.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Wish one of them was Mitch McConnell.
6 posted on
12/02/2015 6:09:50 PM PST by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Come on now, how many of us haven’t done the same thing; smuggling turtles into Canada? Anyone? Anyone?
8 posted on
12/02/2015 6:10:49 PM PST by
PROCON
(Proud CRUZader!)
To: ConservativeStatement
We’re hot on the trail of turtles.
Terrorists?
Not so much...
10 posted on
12/02/2015 6:12:07 PM PST by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(FreeRepublic needs your financial support.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Sounds like they were ending up in Chinese soup bowls.
To: ConservativeStatement
To: ConservativeStatement
They can’t farm these things out? Or am I missing something?
14 posted on
12/02/2015 6:22:05 PM PST by
SWAMP-C1PHER
(HOMO, OECONOMIA, ET CIVITAS.)
To: ConservativeStatement
18 posted on
12/02/2015 6:33:12 PM PST by
abigkahuna
(Here now and whatever....)
To: ConservativeStatement
For his sake, I hope they weren't snapping. I was kind of thinking the same thing, like maybe one the turtles latched onto something it was never meant to latch onto. I mean, are border agents competent enough to find 51 turtles taped to the dude?
19 posted on
12/02/2015 6:36:20 PM PST by
Mark17
(Thank God I have Jesus, there's more wealth in my soul than acres of diamonds and mountains of gold)
To: ConservativeStatement
22 posted on
12/02/2015 6:46:22 PM PST by
Uncle Miltie
(islam is a totalitarian death cult founded by a child rapist.)
To: ConservativeStatement
50 turtles in your pants is ok, but 51 is pushing it.
23 posted on
12/02/2015 6:50:12 PM PST by
Flick Lives
(One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. -- Heinlein)
To: ConservativeStatement
Another jagoff smuggling in exotic animals for some super sex potions.
25 posted on
12/02/2015 7:17:34 PM PST by
SgtHooper
(Anyone who remembers the 60's, wasn't there!)
To: ConservativeStatement
Looks like Kai got caught playing the old “Shell” game.
May West to Kai: “Are those turtles in your pants or are you just very happy to see me”?
Norman, in “Romancing the Stone”. “Look at them snappers!”
Andrew Dice Clay in “Ford Fairlane”. “Snapperhead”!
To: ConservativeStatement; Clive; exg; Alberta's Child; albertabound; AntiKev; Byron_the_Aussie; ...
Canada Ping!
36 posted on
12/02/2015 11:03:12 PM PST by
Squawk 8888
(I don't run; if you see me running, you should run too.)
To: Slings and Arrows
37 posted on
12/03/2015 7:31:05 AM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: ConservativeStatement
For his sake, I hope they weren't snapping.
I thought only women smuggled snappers.
38 posted on
12/03/2015 7:48:58 AM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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