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To: ConservativeStatement

“Turtles in my pants” to the tune of the Doors’ ‘Riders on the Storm’.


3 posted on 12/02/2015 6:08:31 PM PST by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Riley

Imagine if he played Twister.


7 posted on 12/02/2015 6:10:17 PM PST by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: Riley

>>“Turtles in my pants” to the tune of the Doors’ ‘Riders on the Storm’.<<

Turtles in my pants
Turtles in my pants
Feels like they’re ants
Makes me want to dance
Like a frog in underwear
It feels strange down there
Turtles in my pants

They are starting now to roam
I thought their shells were all their home
Walk slowly now all day
I can feel those suckers play
If you let these turtles ride
They will snap you ‘till you cry
They are starting now to roam

YEAHHH....


16 posted on 12/02/2015 6:28:40 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Don't mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness)
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To: Riley

Nothing, but nothing is like a man with a turtle in his pants.


29 posted on 12/02/2015 7:33:46 PM PST by Chickensoup (“If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so.” Jef)
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To: Riley

“Turtles in my pants” to the tune of the Doors’ ‘Riders on the Storm’.”

Turtles in my pants, Turtles in my pants;
Inside my pants they roam; into my shorts their thrown;
Like a frog made out of bone; a reptile out on loan;
Turtles in my pants...


32 posted on 12/02/2015 8:40:29 PM PST by PTBAA
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