I hate it when foreigners sneak in with communicable diseases.
This is a new one. Watch out ladies. You don’t want to catch a bad case of the turtles.
No husband or boyfriend is going to believe they’re just birthmarks.
Those green guys really stand out. And imagine the shocked look your guy will have, if he’s running his hand down there and runs into a snapper or two.
...surely involves Flo and Eddie.