Teen Shoots Uncle During Thanksgiving Dinner For Asking Him If He Had A Girfriend (Satire)

Huzlers ^ | 11/27/2015 | Staff

[ScottWalkerForPresident2016]

RICHMOND, VA – An 18 year old teenager is being charged with attempted murder after shooting his uncle during Thanksgiving dinner because his uncle had asked him “do you have a girlfriend?”

Cody Stone was arrested Thursday evening by Richmond police upon being found blocks away from his home where he had shot his uncle. Cody had apparently attempted to escape the home and authorities. Although critically injured with a bullet wound, Cody’s uncle is expected to live after being rushed and treated at the emergency room.

According to family members, Cody was apparently infuriated upon being asked if he had a girlfriend. “Nobody was talking, we were all just eating” said Cody’s younger brother Timothy, “My brother Cody was eating quietly with his head down and hair covering his face when all of a sudden my uncle broke the silence saying “so um Cody, do you have a girlfriend?” Cody slowly looked up and said “what did you say?” before standing up and taking out a gun and shooting my uncle once”.

[ScottWalkerForPresident2016]

[rockrr]

I bet he won’t ask his nephew that question again...

[csvset]

Probably pick up a boyfriend or two in the big house.

[Gaffer]

Little Cody Stone was STONED! Drugs aplenty

[ctdonath2]

He sure ain’t gonna have one now.

[ScottinVA]

My theory is this is another “Ritalin chickens coming home to roost” incident.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Not even bad boy lovers?

[rovenstinez]

So often it seems today, a typical modern teen, feelings get hurt, offended easily and driven by their passions with no regard to logic, reason.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Or some antidepressant, not carefully monitored?

[two23]

From that website:

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[HiTech RedNeck]

Something’s wrong with that boy.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“He sure ain’t gonna have one now.”

He’s gonna be one!

[Menehune56]

Poor impulse control.

[Pikachu_Dad]

Hmmm. I didn’t see that response in the White House turkey talking points !

[harwood]

See? The Obammy WhiteHut told us to talk about gun control this Thanksgiving....

[Old Sarge]

He’s about to have a string of boyfriends - cute kid in the pod...

[The KG9 Kid]

“Cody” is the white trash translation for “Demaricus”, in my experience.

Next will come the stories of criminal hijinx from all the born loser white kids named “Brayden”, “Kayden”, “Jayden”, and so forth.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Just saying NO would have been the better choice.

[bramps]

Looks like a made up story from a joke website.

No other info anywhere on web.