Teen Shoots Uncle During Thanksgiving Dinner For Asking Him If He Had A Girfriend (Satire)

Huzlers ^ | 11/27/2015 | Staff

[HiTech RedNeck]

The story punch line:

According to family members, Cody was a real quiet and shy kid. “It’s not my fault the kid gets no [sex]” said Cody’s uncle before he was taken away in an ambulance. Cody will soon appear in front of a judge facing attempted murder charges.

[butlerweave]

I had an Aunt that would ask me that all the time , I was 6

[two23]

Is this satire? See post #10.
Go to link in article and scroll down..they are looking for creative writers.

[PAR35]

Stupid question (the answer from the picture is an obvious ‘no’) but not worthy of a shooting.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Every family has an annoying aunt like that.

[Old Sarge]

Dang, I did not see that before posting. I’ll remember that site...

[ScottinVA]

“Something’s wrong with that boy.”

He seems a bit peevish these days..

[jsanders2001]

Bet there’s some history there. The kid might have been homo and his unle knew it..

[Pikachu_Dad]

Hmmm. I didn’t see that response in the White House turkey talking points !

[taterjay]

Wrong question, should have been “Are you a girlfriend?”

[HiTech RedNeck]

But the wisecrack at the ambulance seems to indicate either it isn’t real, or we really do have some dysfunction here.

[capt. norm]

How to tell if your nephew is an undercover Morlock.

Does he look like this?

[ErnBatavia]

My guess is that the kid was planning on “coming out” to the family, and unk’s query spoiled the scenario...

[cripplecreek]

One of my favorite fake news stories is about the Florida man caught having sex with the alligator that tried to bite him.

He was heard yelling “If you try to kill a man, you better make sure he’s dead”!

[TexasCajun]

[babble-on]

Sounds to me like the uncle was the homo. Probably molested the kid through childhood and the kid had finally had enough.

[HiTech RedNeck]

It still sounds bizarre, as the logical answer would be “Why no, Uncle Ralph. I’m gay.”

It looks made up.

[Seruzawa]

What difference would monitoring make?

[thestob]

I still don’t think many are understanding