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How Marco Rubio Might Win Back Us Conservatives
Townhall ^ | 10/12/2015 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 10/12/2015 7:59:53 AM PDT by SeekAndFind

I want to support Marco Rubio, but today I can’t. He may not have burned all his bridges to us conservatives, but he charred the hell out of them with his flirtation with the Gang of Eight and his disingenuous embrace of amnesty. Right now, a huge and decisive bloc of conservatives will not vote for him. So, can he ever win us back?

Maybe. That depends on him. Entirely on him.

Rubio has plenty going for him. For one thing, he can talk – Rubio can put a sentence together without sounding like he’s in a cage match with the English language. He’s handled the baiting by that oaf Trump with aplomb and good humor – you can tell he’s been effective because The Donald has gone off to bully other targets.

Rubio comes off as personally likeable, though a bit goody-goody, like he’ll cry if he gets an A- on his history quiz. Sure he’s young, but everyone looks young compared to the Democrats’ commie cryptkeeper contingent.

Substantively, especially on foreign policy, Rubio is really sharp. He sounds like a president. You know the Democrats fear him because their media minions tried to kneecap him early on – “Psst, did you hear? Rubio bought a boat!”

Oh, and his wife is hot.

Critically, in a time where branding is crucial, he’s not an orange-hued, bourbon-swilling Anglo who comes off like an unfun version of Rodney Dangerfield’s Al Cervik from Caddyshack. Next year, the Republican candidate is going up against some version of a painfully white, doddering socialist, and it would be nice to have a contrast to whatever member of the cadaver caucus the libs settle on.

Let’s face it – the Cuban thing is good. But that’s not because of the bizarre notion that his being of Cuban descent is going to win over everyone with a remotely Latin surname – having married into a Cuban family, I know that being Cuban may well hurt him with some sub-sets of Hispanicdom. No, the Cuban thing is good because it demonstrates that being a Republican doesn’t mean having to come off like the guy who owned the local Buick dealership back in 1965. And it is part of a powerful and compelling back story. Aspiring American-by-choice immigrates, works hard, and his son runs for president. God bless America.

Funny how immigration went from being an asset to his only real liability. But it’s a huge liability that is going to sink his candidacy if he doesn’t unscrew what he screwed up.

Bottom Line: Marco, you can’t cavort with Chuck Schumer, push an amnesty bill, and be the Republican nominee without making amends to us conservatives for your utter, total, and comprehensive failure. You can’t rely on the Jeb! strategy of being the last guy standing, thinking conservatives will have no choice but to back you. Oh, they have a choice all right, and many will choose to burn it all down.

I would be supporting you today except for the amnesty thing. There are a lot of Republicans like me. Here’s how you win us back.

First, quit the denial. You supported amnesty … stop what you are about to say. You are about to say, “But it wasn’t amnesty,” and saying that is going to set me off like Carlo denying he set up Sonny set off Michael Corleone. It insults our intelligence.

You have to answer for your dissembling about what the Gang of Eight wanted to do. Here’s a pro tip: When you go on Univision, remember that a lot of us speak Spanish and are onto the “Right in English, left in Español” game. You were not straight with us. You treated us like we were stupid, and the second you start trying to explain how we really didn’t understand and blah blah blah we will tune you right back out again.

Say this: “I wanted to try and find a compromise to solve the illegal immigration problem. I was too trusting of Chuck Schumer and the Democrats – a mistake I won’t make again – and I let myself become a salesman for what was essentially amnesty. I was wrong.”

Now that you have cleared the air about the past, you can move on to the future, because right now the old Immigration Trustmeter is in the red. Say this: “Here’s where I stand. Illegal immigration is wrong. Illegal aliens should go home. Period. I will never support allowing any illegal alien who didn’t honorably serve in our military to become a U.S. citizen unless he goes home and reapplies to immigrate the right way – by respecting our laws. The first thing we must do is secure the border with Mexico with a Gulf to Pacific wall. Not a virtual wall. A wall wall, with enough guards to end the flow of illegal aliens.”

Choose a conservative venue with trusted, hardcore conservative figures to take your confession. Not some squishy publication, and not to spineless RINOs. You’ll have them nailed down regardless when Jeb! finally realizes that the dream is over and bails. You need to convince us, the conservatives, the Tea Partiers, the battlecons, Team Pitchfork N’ Torches, the guys who drove Cantor and Boehner out of the house. That’s the only way you might possibly receive our absolution.

Might possibly, because there are some of us you will never win back. That’s on you. Your torrid romance with the Gang of Eight and your weasally behavior therein demonstrates how easy it is to squander trust by abusing it. But some of us will give you a second chance if you demonstrate that you have learned from your grave mistake.

Make amends, then keep your word. Oh, and the ticket should be, in no particular order, you and Carly.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: 2016; 2016election; conservatism; dondi2016; election2016; florida; immigration; marcorubio; rube
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To: SeekAndFind

ROFL


21 posted on 10/12/2015 8:11:40 AM PDT by AdaGray
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To: SeekAndFind

Words and promises won’t cut it; he’s got to live it down. And that takes time.


22 posted on 10/12/2015 8:12:06 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Sanders/Cruz in 2016!)
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To: SeekAndFind

I hope that Rubio stays in long enough to split off votes from the awful Bush family’s fat kid. Then I hope he drops out of politics. He can lobby for open borders and the end of America as a Univision host or la Raza official.


23 posted on 10/12/2015 8:12:24 AM PDT by Dagnabitt (Islamic Immigration is Treason)
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To: SeekAndFind

This author is clueless.


24 posted on 10/12/2015 8:15:22 AM PDT by Carthego delenda est
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To: SeekAndFind

He’s a liar and a backstabbing weasel. He needs to go away for good.


25 posted on 10/12/2015 8:15:32 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: SeekAndFind
Rubio is a proven liar and the author of this article is a fool.

October 24, 2010 while campaigning for the Senate:
“Earned path to citizenship is basically code for amnesty. It’s what they call it. And the reality of it is this. This has to do with the bottom line that America cannot be the only country in the world that does not enforce its immigration laws. It is unfair to the people that have legally entered this country to create an alternative pathway for individuals who entered illegally and knowingly did so. And all I’m saying is that if you do that...you will never have a legal immigration system that works. No one is going to follow the law if there is an easier way to do it.”

June 27, 2013 as an elected Senator:
"Those who once had no hope will give their kids the chance at a life they always wanted for themselves. Here in America, generations of unfulfilled dreams will finally come to pass. And that is why I support this reform (Amnesty)--not just because I believe in immigrants but because I believe in America even more."

26 posted on 10/12/2015 8:16:14 AM PDT by jpsb (Believe nothing until it has been officially denied)
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To: SeekAndFind

What crock. I’m still laughing.


27 posted on 10/12/2015 8:18:20 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: SeekAndFind

Kurt is way off on this. Marco is 100% amnesty. No way Jose.


28 posted on 10/12/2015 8:18:42 AM PDT by DaxtonBrown (http://www.futurnamics.com/reid.php)
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To: SeekAndFind

Rubio reminds me of that kid in kindergarten constantly promising he won’t take the good crayons again, but then sneaks them into his pocket during nap time.

ISQUARED


29 posted on 10/12/2015 8:20:20 AM PDT by Read Write Repeat (Not one convinced me they want the job yet)
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To: SeekAndFind

Well, Kurt, it sounds as though you are already a Marco fan hoping for something nebulous so you can proceed but I and many I know aren’t going for a candidate that once lied to his potential voters to get their votes - then in a lightening move, stabbed them in their backs!


30 posted on 10/12/2015 8:21:46 AM PDT by zerosix (Native Sunflower)
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To: SeekAndFind

So, can he ever win us back?

NOPE


31 posted on 10/12/2015 8:22:40 AM PDT by eyeamok
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32 posted on 10/12/2015 8:23:30 AM PDT by RedMDer (Support Free Republic and Keep FReedom ALIVE!)
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To: SeekAndFind

This IS a cage match, not with the English language but with some very nasty and evil individuals. Go hard, or go home!


33 posted on 10/12/2015 8:26:45 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: SeekAndFind
Never!


34 posted on 10/12/2015 8:27:46 AM PDT by Paine in the Neck (Socialism consumes EVERYTHING)
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To: SeekAndFind

Don’t you just love establishment-types pretending to be conservatives, who advise other establishment-types like Marco and Carly how to win over conservatives?????


35 posted on 10/12/2015 8:28:18 AM PDT by zerosix (Native Sunflower)
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To: Paladin2

“...should he not prevail”

How about they promised him he WOULD prevail. Such would speak volumes about how rigged the system is.


36 posted on 10/12/2015 8:28:29 AM PDT by Carthego delenda est
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To: SeekAndFind
"...flirtation with the Gang of Eight...?

Hardly a flirtation, more like a marriage.

Rubio is joined at the hip with his buddy Schumer....they'll say or do anything in support of open borders and amnesty.

Rubio can NEVER be trusted.

37 posted on 10/12/2015 8:30:54 AM PDT by O6ret
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To: SeekAndFind

Just no, it will never happen, and anyone who thinks it might is probably not a conservative in the first place.


38 posted on 10/12/2015 8:31:03 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: SeekAndFind

The only way for Rubio the water bottle dufus to win support from conservatives is to get out of politics completely, even as far as not contributing to or supporting a candidate in any way.


39 posted on 10/12/2015 8:33:07 AM PDT by stanne
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To: SeekAndFind

If he said that,

A. He wouldn’t mean it.

B. He would lose the support of the establishment and their lobbyists.

So. IF he said that AND the El Jefe crowd turned their backs on him because of his resolve, then I might consider him if he won the nomination and not before.

Then again, while we’re pipe dreaming, maybe I can get the nomination. Maybe I should throw my hat in the race. Think it’s too late?


40 posted on 10/12/2015 8:33:43 AM PDT by ziravan (Buck the Establishment.)
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