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Supreme Court: Division By Zero Now Legal
17 July 2015 | me

Posted on 07/17/2015 1:29:19 PM PDT by mbarker12474

Coming several days after a series of other court rulings, the Supreme Court issued a ruling today enabling division by zero. Writing for the majority, Justice Anthony Kennedy declares that all government and commercial actions outlawing division by zero, or declaring division by zero to be undefined or in error, are unconstitutional under both the Due Process and Equal Protection clauses.

The White House and many LGBTZ groups hailed the decision.


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KEYWORDS: division; parody; scotus; zero
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To: mbarker12474; LucyT; azishot

Division by zero = infinity (infinite number)

Population division by øbøzø, the big zero, could lead to an infinite presidency.

IOW, president for life.


41 posted on 07/17/2015 2:28:22 PM PDT by melancholy
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To: Red Badger

“Does ‘Infinity’ now have a number?..................”

Actually, infinity is NOT a number, but a LIMIT.


42 posted on 07/17/2015 2:33:02 PM PDT by 2harddrive
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To: BipolarBob

Glad you addressed this issue. I am definitely antigravity.


43 posted on 07/17/2015 2:53:59 PM PDT by Calpublican (Boehner and McConnell are corrupt.)
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To: melancholy; LucyT

Is this like that 70’s song, “Nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’.....?


44 posted on 07/17/2015 3:23:04 PM PDT by azishot (Drive hammered. Get nailed.)
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To: azishot

Or that Grass Roots’ song “Two Divided by Love” (Well ‘Love’ does mean ‘Zero’ in tennis)


45 posted on 07/17/2015 3:24:20 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Red Badger
Dies ‘Infinity’ now have a number?

Yes. It's slightly less than the national debt.

46 posted on 07/17/2015 3:50:33 PM PDT by Rocky (The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. George Orwell)
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To: mbarker12474

I figured they’d have declared division by zero as numerically racist. Everyone knows the zero represents blacks. /s


47 posted on 07/17/2015 3:50:54 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: mbarker12474

Just as long as typing “Google” into Google stays illegal.


48 posted on 07/17/2015 3:56:42 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: mbarker12474

In a related case, they also decided icy roads are an “act of God” to please the insurance industry.


49 posted on 07/17/2015 4:22:48 PM PDT by ex91B10 (We've tried the Soap Box,the Ballot Box and the Jury Box; ONE BOX LEFT!)
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To: mbarker12474

This country has been undergoing division by zero since January 2009.


50 posted on 07/17/2015 4:43:56 PM PDT by lakecumberlandvet (APPEASEMENT NEVER WORKS.)
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To: nitzy
I use the phrase “pretending to be married”.

It is no different than a couple of 3 year old neighborhood kids having a “wedding” out on the side walk, using toilet paper for a veil and riding away on their tricycles.


Oh that is precious, and a keeper!!!!!
51 posted on 07/17/2015 4:57:41 PM PDT by Cheerio (Barry Hussein Soetoro-0bama=The Complete Destruction of American Capitalism)
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To: mbarker12474
Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin'
If you wanna be with me
Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin'
If you wanna be with me

I'm not tryin' to be your hero
'Cause that zero is too cold for me, brrr
I'm not tryin' to be your highness
'Cause that minus is too low to see, yeah

Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
And I'm not stuffin'
Believe you me
Don't you remember I told ya
I'm a soldier in the war on poverty, yeah
Yes, I am

Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin'
If you wanna be with me
Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin'
If you wanna be with me

You gotta have somethin'
If you wanna be with me
You gotta bring me somethin' girl
If you wanna be with me

-PJ

52 posted on 07/17/2015 5:05:29 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: mbarker12474

Why not? They’ve already rewritten the genetic code.


53 posted on 07/17/2015 5:16:50 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: mbarker12474

Good work! Excellent example of our over-reaching judicial branch of government and their Constitutional ignorance.

By agreeing the Constitution doesn’t really say what it says, our Supreme Court has become useless and serves no good purpose. Kinda like BJ’s d*ck.


54 posted on 07/17/2015 6:56:54 PM PDT by Texicanus (Texas, it's like a whole 'nother country.)
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To: mbarker12474

Chuck Norris has been dividing by zero for years.


55 posted on 07/17/2015 7:07:19 PM PDT by Tymesup
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To: mbarker12474

56 posted on 07/17/2015 7:12:16 PM PDT by Cvengr ( Adversity in life & death is inevitable; Stress is optional through faith in Christ.)
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To: lakecumberlandvet
This country has been undergoing division by zero since January 2009.

That line is worth movement in the polls to the first candidate to repeat it! :-D

57 posted on 07/26/2015 7:37:06 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and he counted to infinity twice


58 posted on 08/16/2015 12:39:58 PM PDT by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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To: BipolarBob

“Gravity is responsible for millions of deaths over the centuries. It should certainly be unconstitutional. Obama has a pen, why doesn’t he use it?”

Water has caused way more deaths than gravity, but not only that, it is a chemical and can be found in some of the nastiest industrial solvents and acids


59 posted on 08/16/2015 12:43:12 PM PDT by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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