Supreme Court: Division By Zero Now Legal

17 July 2015 | me

[mbarker12474]

Coming several days after a series of other court rulings, the Supreme Court issued a ruling today enabling division by zero. Writing for the majority, Justice Anthony Kennedy declares that all government and commercial actions outlawing division by zero, or declaring division by zero to be undefined or in error, are unconstitutional under both the Due Process and Equal Protection clauses.

The White House and many LGBTZ groups hailed the decision.

[melancholy]

Division by zero = infinity (infinite number)

Population division by øbøzø, the big zero, could lead to an infinite presidency.

IOW, president for life.

[2harddrive]

“Does ‘Infinity’ now have a number?..................”

Actually, infinity is NOT a number, but a LIMIT.

[Calpublican]

Glad you addressed this issue. I am definitely antigravity.

[azishot]

Is this like that 70’s song, “Nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’.....?

[dfwgator]

Or that Grass Roots’ song “Two Divided by Love” (Well ‘Love’ does mean ‘Zero’ in tennis)

[Rocky]

Dies ‘Infinity’ now have a number?

Yes. It's slightly less than the national debt.

[Secret Agent Man]

I figured they’d have declared division by zero as numerically racist. Everyone knows the zero represents blacks. /s

[dfwgator]

Just as long as typing “Google” into Google stays illegal.

[ex91B10]

In a related case, they also decided icy roads are an “act of God” to please the insurance industry.

[lakecumberlandvet]

This country has been undergoing division by zero since January 2009.

[Cheerio]

I use the phrase “pretending to be married”.

It is no different than a couple of 3 year old neighborhood kids having a “wedding” out on the side walk, using toilet paper for a veil and riding away on their tricycles.

Oh that is precious, and a keeper!!!!!

[Political Junkie Too]

Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin'
If you wanna be with me
Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin'
If you wanna be with me

I'm not tryin' to be your hero
'Cause that zero is too cold for me, brrr
I'm not tryin' to be your highness
'Cause that minus is too low to see, yeah

Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
And I'm not stuffin'
Believe you me
Don't you remember I told ya
I'm a soldier in the war on poverty, yeah
Yes, I am

Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin'
If you wanna be with me
Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin'
If you wanna be with me

You gotta have somethin'
If you wanna be with me
You gotta bring me somethin' girl
If you wanna be with me

-PJ

[Slings and Arrows]

Why not? They’ve already rewritten the genetic code.

[Texicanus]

Good work! Excellent example of our over-reaching judicial branch of government and their Constitutional ignorance.

By agreeing the Constitution doesn’t really say what it says, our Supreme Court has become useless and serves no good purpose. Kinda like BJ’s d*ck.

[Tymesup]

Chuck Norris has been dividing by zero for years.

[Cvengr]

[BradyLS]

This country has been undergoing division by zero since January 2009.

That line is worth movement in the polls to the first candidate to repeat it! :-D

[dsrtsage]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and he counted to infinity twice

[dsrtsage]

“Gravity is responsible for millions of deaths over the centuries. It should certainly be unconstitutional. Obama has a pen, why doesn’t he use it?”

Water has caused way more deaths than gravity, but not only that, it is a chemical and can be found in some of the nastiest industrial solvents and acids