[Gaffer]

Bus - Border - eject. It is that simple.

[Citizen Zed]

Give them popsicles and point the way.

[AppyPappy]

How did they get here?

[Real Cynic No More]

Why is that? The simple answer is that they’re not yet of voting age.

[mountainlion]

Send them home COD.

[Sacajaweau]

Sounds like his party FINALLY got him by the .......

[longfellowsmuse]

Easy. Planes, trains and automobiles ( well maybe buses)

[areukiddingme1]

Simple — Use the same lie that was used to lure them here. Offer them free $hit where they came from...they will self deport...hahaha, yeah, I wrote that.

[Vigilanteman]

A good start might be to declare all children age four and under as available for adoption unless their parents report to the nearest U.S. Consulate or ICE office to reclaim them in xx days.

Then we would see just how deep their "family values" run.

[tumblindice]

President Butthead has been leaving out a big saucer of milk and a pie-tin full of tuna every night, but is surprised that he can’t walk on the back porch in the morning because of dozens of stray cats.
Hahvahd man, yeah ....

[rdcbn]

You broke it, you own it

[JimRed]

Rent a small passenger liner. Transport them to Tierra Del Fuego and release them. It’s a much longer walk back.

Is the < /sarc > tag really necessary?

[txrefugee]

Maybe Obama can have TV stations across the fruited plain put up photos of kids from his Illegal Children Pounds pushing their adoption. It may be a hard sell for the “children” with the mustaches and gang tattoos, though.

[Responsibility2nd]

Obama: Illegal minors can't stay. But How do we deport 40,000 kids sitting in detention centers?

How? You ask how? Here's one solution...

(You get the idea)

[frog in a pot]

Or, he could invite each of the responsible countries to come and get the run-away children.

Any nation that did not timely and properly respond could face child abuse/abandonment charges before the world court.

(At least in my universe.)

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

No longer can we for too long makes no sense focused like a laser but we have so much more to do.

[Kickass Conservative]

Get on the Bus Gus
You don’t have to be coy Roy
Just listen to me...

[dforest]

Obsama manages to put them on planes sending them to other cities up north. All he has to do is send them on those planes back south in Central America or wherever they came from.
He is pretty stupid.

[Salvation]

**But How do we deport 40,000 kids sitting in detention centers?**

One at a time or one group of siblings at a time.

[marron]

Seriously, I can remember a time when you would send kids onto an airline with a note pinned to them. The stewardesses would look after them and their families were waiting at the other end.

Let the Honduran government know you have a plane-load of kids on the way. And send them.