I'm willing to provide a bicycle to cover their travel needs.
How does one find these folks for speaking engagements?
So let me guess:
cut down numbers of cattle significantly to supposedly reduce the numbers
off emissions
you can still eat beef but now its price will have risen a minimum of threefold and you have to have a special permit
“special people” will be exempt and able to eat beef without a permit as long as it’s prepared indoors by a waitstaff In a “controlled” area.
Am I right?
Thanks for the chuckle at the end of the day. It's funny to watch O'Reilly take the MSM apart for publicly expounding their utter fantasy world and calling it news, as with the alien abduction of the missing Malaysia airliner.
March 5, 2014
“According to USDA’s Cattle Inventory report, released Friday, all cattle and calves in the U.S. as of Jan. 1, 2014 totaled 87.7 million head, 2% below the 89.3 million on Jan. 1, 2013. This is the lowest Jan. 1 inventory of all cattle and calves since the 82.1 million on hand in 1951.
All cows and heifers that have calved, at 38.3 million, were down 1% from the 38.5 million on Jan. 1, 2013. This is the lowest Jan. 1 inventory of all cows and heifers that have calved since the 36.8 million head in 1941.”
Don’t blame the cows.
Perhaps AlGore should go to China before lecturing we Americanos.
A little known fact. Buffalo farts, not the white eyes, wiped out the buffalo.
As a boy, I once had my mouth washed out with soap for saying fart in the presence of my parents.
Single question:
What about the Buffalo? Which were in their thundering herds more numerous than cows in the USA today?
Did buffalo farts contribute to global warming? How would nature know if they were WILD BUFFALO vs Domesticated Cows?
Man made global warming....only idiots who can’t think for themselves fall for it
One solution: “Put a cork in it”.
If that doesn’t work very well, DUCK!
The cow-farts/burping issue started out as a hoax on Rep. John Ashbrook wherein someone illegally put an item in the Congressional Record under his name, about a govt proposal to stop cows from spreading methane.
The story was later expanded as a legitimate environmental issue by marxist Jeremy Rifkin (the head of the marxist Peoples Bicentennial Commission/Peoples Busines Commission”’ the Hanoi Lobby’s “Citizens Commission of Inquiry into US War Crimes in Vietnam”,(Jane Fonda, Dave Dellinger, Uhl, Ensign, Schoenman, etc)’ and then his “Foundation for Economic Trends”, one of the greatest con operations since PT Barnum’s sideshows.
Now every environ-wacko has latched onto cow farts, esp. the Vegans and possibly the Devil worshippers (they’re goat people, you know). Some propose putting gas collecting diapers on the cows, putting pipes up their butts, or just killing them. (If they really wanted to stop the production of massive quantities of Greenhouse Gases, they could apply any of those three techniques to Congress - welcome to the Left’s fantasy world).
Excuse me while I go out and get a hamburger. All this talk about cows and Methane is making me hungry.
Hey buddy, supersize those fries, will ya?
Re the photo of the cow’s ass and Brian Williams. How do you tell them apart?
Coming to a movie near you soon, “Cow Farts: Blasts from the Ass” starring Brendon Fraser and Harry Reid.
Movie: “Gas II: The Cows’ side of the Story”
Re Jeffrey Sachs. If this is the same guy, I knew him at the World Bank when he was sane.
Oppenheimer - Don’t think he was ever sane.
Michael Mann - Once described by Don Rickles as a “ Hockey Puck or was that Puke”. That would go along with his “Hockey Stick” global warming theory fraud.
I prefer Manfred Mann (”Do Wa Diddy”). Or Barry Mann - “Who Put the Bomp in the Bomp” (about 1961).
Then there is always “Man Oh Man its Manischewitz” (wine).
And the last “Man” on my list would be Janet Napolitano.
Because the millions of buffalo that once roamed the U.S. never farted....not once.
I truly wish I could stop Liberals farting. All of them!!
Let cows fart!! It’s natures way!!
I attended a financial advisor conference in San Francisco around 1990. The keynote speaker was this Jeffery Sachs. Back then he was some hotshot liberal Economics professor at Harvard. I don’t even remember what he talked about. But here he is now as the Director of Earth at Columbia? What in the world are the qualifications to become Director of Earth? I think I would be just as equally qualified as Mr Sachs and I certainly didn’t attend Harvard.
They want us meat free. Just like one of 0bama’s people opined in 2008-9.
THey want the cows dead and us Whites on rice.
“Wildebeest farts good.
Bison farts good.
cow farts bad!
Rinse, repeat.”