One solution: “Put a cork in it”.
If that doesn’t work very well, DUCK!
The cow-farts/burping issue started out as a hoax on Rep. John Ashbrook wherein someone illegally put an item in the Congressional Record under his name, about a govt proposal to stop cows from spreading methane.
The story was later expanded as a legitimate environmental issue by marxist Jeremy Rifkin (the head of the marxist Peoples Bicentennial Commission/Peoples Busines Commission”’ the Hanoi Lobby’s “Citizens Commission of Inquiry into US War Crimes in Vietnam”,(Jane Fonda, Dave Dellinger, Uhl, Ensign, Schoenman, etc)’ and then his “Foundation for Economic Trends”, one of the greatest con operations since PT Barnum’s sideshows.
Now every environ-wacko has latched onto cow farts, esp. the Vegans and possibly the Devil worshippers (they’re goat people, you know). Some propose putting gas collecting diapers on the cows, putting pipes up their butts, or just killing them. (If they really wanted to stop the production of massive quantities of Greenhouse Gases, they could apply any of those three techniques to Congress - welcome to the Left’s fantasy world).
Excuse me while I go out and get a hamburger. All this talk about cows and Methane is making me hungry.
Hey buddy, supersize those fries, will ya?
There are methane consuming bacteria on the earth already. My SWAG? They will keep atmospheric methane below a certain range, cow farts or no.