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Experience instructs. People -- and elephants -- learn.

Except if they are liberals.

1 posted on 03/17/2014 7:48:51 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

A missionary came upon a pygmy standing on a dead elephant.

“What happened to that elephant?”

“I killed it with my club.”

“No way! How big is your club?’

“Oh, we got about 20 members.”


2 posted on 03/17/2014 7:52:03 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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Imagine that...

Who could have guessed that elephants are racist!

I bet that’s why Republicans chose them as their symbol.


5 posted on 03/17/2014 7:55:44 AM PDT by Mr. K (If you like your constitution, you can keep it...Period.)
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You gotta love Boortz


6 posted on 03/17/2014 7:57:07 AM PDT by econjack (I'm not bossy...I just know what you should be doing.)
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To: Kaslin
Lions hide when a Maasai comes into their territory. They know death walking when they see it.
7 posted on 03/17/2014 8:02:28 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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What this study shows is: Elephants are smarter than your average TSA agent...................


9 posted on 03/17/2014 8:03:58 AM PDT by Red Badger (LIberal is an oxymoron......................)
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To: Kaslin

The funny thing is that liberals viscerally know that they are in more danger from one group of people than another,

but have this dissonant indoctrination that tells them they shouldn’t “know” that.


11 posted on 03/17/2014 8:07:22 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Kaslin

Excellent point.


14 posted on 03/17/2014 8:18:00 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible traitors. Complicit in the destruction of our country.)
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To: Kaslin

Animals ARE racist.

Once I was at a fast food place, and there were the usual food scraps scattered around in the parking lots.

Well, a number of seagulls and crows had taken notice of this, and were feasting on the trash.

What was interesting was that there was no intermingling.

The black birds preferred to be with other black birds, and the white birds did too.


15 posted on 03/17/2014 8:18:42 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: Kaslin

See:

http://www.amazon.com/Ghosts-Tsavo-Stalking-Mystery-Adventure-ebook/dp/B002N83HSE/ref=sr_1_8?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1395070337&sr=1-8&keywords=tsavo

The Tsavo Lions are a special population - larger than most and far more aggressive.

They also have come to recognize the Maasi. Other tribesmen are just another potential item on the diet.

Maasai raise cattle. Cattle are their livelihood and wealth.
Lions kill and eat cattle. Maasi don’t like Lions. Regardless of conservation laws to the contrary, Maasai, who are extremely good with their spears, regularly kill any lions they come across quite effectively without firearms. Consequently, the Tsavo Lions keep clear of tall dark Africans wearing red cloaks and carrying long spears.

So this story makes sense. My conclusion, however, is it shows how very important it is to have a hunting season if you want to allow dangerous predators like bear, wolves and cougars in your neighborhood.


18 posted on 03/17/2014 8:38:00 AM PDT by ZULU (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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Trout do the same thing when they see me approaching the river for I am Ka-Chi-Tay, The Trout Slayer!


20 posted on 03/17/2014 8:57:03 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Kaslin

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21 posted on 03/17/2014 10:05:38 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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Unquestionable proof that elephants are smarter than democrats.


25 posted on 03/17/2014 12:00:00 PM PDT by RipSawyer
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Maasai men like to wear red robes. Kamba men do not. So when the elephants see men in red robes approaching they react defensively

uuummmmmmm. Aren't Elephants colorblind like most mammals?

30 posted on 03/17/2014 3:12:17 PM PDT by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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