Except if they are liberals.
A missionary came upon a pygmy standing on a dead elephant.
“What happened to that elephant?”
“I killed it with my club.”
“No way! How big is your club?’
“Oh, we got about 20 members.”
Imagine that...
Who could have guessed that elephants are racist!
I bet that’s why Republicans chose them as their symbol.
You gotta love Boortz
What this study shows is: Elephants are smarter than your average TSA agent...................
The funny thing is that liberals viscerally know that they are in more danger from one group of people than another,
but have this dissonant indoctrination that tells them they shouldn’t “know” that.
Excellent point.
Animals ARE racist.
Once I was at a fast food place, and there were the usual food scraps scattered around in the parking lots.
Well, a number of seagulls and crows had taken notice of this, and were feasting on the trash.
What was interesting was that there was no intermingling.
The black birds preferred to be with other black birds, and the white birds did too.
See:
The Tsavo Lions are a special population - larger than most and far more aggressive.
They also have come to recognize the Maasi. Other tribesmen are just another potential item on the diet.
Maasai raise cattle. Cattle are their livelihood and wealth.
Lions kill and eat cattle. Maasi don’t like Lions. Regardless of conservation laws to the contrary, Maasai, who are extremely good with their spears, regularly kill any lions they come across quite effectively without firearms. Consequently, the Tsavo Lions keep clear of tall dark Africans wearing red cloaks and carrying long spears.
So this story makes sense. My conclusion, however, is it shows how very important it is to have a hunting season if you want to allow dangerous predators like bear, wolves and cougars in your neighborhood.
Trout do the same thing when they see me approaching the river for I am Ka-Chi-Tay, The Trout Slayer!
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Unquestionable proof that elephants are smarter than democrats.
uuummmmmmm. Aren't Elephants colorblind like most mammals?