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Kraft Announces there is a Velveeta Cheese Shortage
saw it on the world wide web
| january 7, 2014
| hondact200
Posted on 01/07/2014 3:38:05 PM PST by hondact200
Kraft announces that you may not double dip this year because Kraft has not been supplying enough Velveeta Cheese throughout all of the USA. There is ample supply in Chicago but on the Coasts there may be a run on it
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cheese; cheeseshortage; foodsupply; kraft; velveeta
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To: hondact200
Velveeta is vile and is a processed cheese product. It is not cheese
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posted on
01/07/2014 4:04:21 PM PST
by
dennisw
(The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
To: hondact200
I might try it, but I never saw one with “REGGIANO” stamped on the side...
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posted on
01/07/2014 4:04:46 PM PST
by
djf
(Global warming is a bunch of hot air!!)
To: hondact200
It’s an underhanded Communist/Democratic plot, to get revenge on all “the Duck Dynasty States”!
Yesterday, when ‘She’ and I were ‘making groceries’, there it was, both on the regular shelf, as well as where all the ‘chilled sandwich cheese’ resides!!! No shortage, then, for sure!
To: IndispensableDestiny
You are correct, I don’t. Got nothing against guns, believe STRONGLY in the 2A.
So, what DOES warrant shooting a block of Velveeta? I am now VERY curious.
44
posted on
01/07/2014 4:06:39 PM PST
by
hoagy62
("Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered..."-Thomas Paine. 1776)
To: DariusBane
So that means people actually buy that vile cheese? We got better cheese in MREs than that cheese like substance.Works good as bait for bluegills.
45
posted on
01/07/2014 4:07:38 PM PST
by
Inyo-Mono
(NRA)
To: SpaceBar
46
posted on
01/07/2014 4:09:14 PM PST
by
kvanbrunt2
(i don't believe any court in this country is operating lawfully anyway)
To: DariusBane
Ya. Even the roaches after a nuclear blast won’t eat it.
47
posted on
01/07/2014 4:09:53 PM PST
by
dhs12345
To: Minutemen
Avtually, it's cheese. No oil.
Velveeta: Nonfat milk and milkfat, whey, milk protein concentrate, milk, maltodextrin, and then less than 2% of the standard list of salt, lactic acid, cheese culture, etc....
/johnny
To: hondact200
I once had this wicked, and simultaneously stupid, idea of sending out invitations to our friends to attend a wine and cheese party.
When the guests arrived we would serve Thunderbird wine and Velveeta cheese.
We also would have been killed on the spot.
49
posted on
01/07/2014 4:10:59 PM PST
by
OldPossum
("It's" is the contraction of "it" and "is"; think about ITS implications.)
To: hondact200
Alright! Now I’m in panic mode! /s
To: bgill
Does it even need to be refrigerated before opening?
51
posted on
01/07/2014 4:12:13 PM PST
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Ya. Probably from China. Watch out for lead.
52
posted on
01/07/2014 4:12:27 PM PST
by
dhs12345
To: hondact200
Oh cmon velveeta and rotel makes some pretty darn good queso.
53
posted on
01/07/2014 4:12:55 PM PST
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: hondact200
To: hoagy62
So, what DOES warrant shooting a block of Velveeta?Maybe he thought the lead would improve the flavour.
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posted on
01/07/2014 4:15:27 PM PST
by
Squawk 8888
(I'd give up chocolate but I'm no quitter)
To: hondact200
Velveeta is not cheese! It is Cheese-food
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posted on
01/07/2014 4:15:41 PM PST
by
Cyclone59
(Where are we going, and what's with the handbasket?)
To: hoagy62
So, what DOES warrant shooting a block of Velveeta? I am now VERY curious.That's simple, silly. Having bullets.
If you have bullets, SOMETHING needs shooting.
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posted on
01/07/2014 4:16:09 PM PST
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: hoagy62; IndispensableDestiny
I wonder if it was an attempt and ballistic gelatin?
“Where do ya buy that stuff Hank? Let’s just make our own - we got some Jello in the pantry I can whip up.”
“That’d take too long - its got to cool overnight I think. Hey - how abouts this block of Velvetta!?”
Or it might have been as simple as the natural progression from shooting empty tin cans to new cans of pickled beets to ... VELVEETA! (”I hate that crap anyways!”)
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posted on
01/07/2014 4:16:58 PM PST
by
21twelve
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Never shoot a block of Velveeta cheese at close range with a .357, you can get covered head to foot with small orange dots. Dont ask me how I know this.Tried that with something chambered in .45-70.
Same result, more explanations required.
To: hondact200
life without Velveeta just ain’t worth living!?
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