Posted on 12/18/2013 2:10:22 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
Yesterday I posted this hilarious review of Sarah Palin's new book about the war on Christmas Good Tidings and Great Joy. The post was picked up by a Tea Party forum "Free Republic" and they were not happy. Apparently I'm "stupid, ignorant, dishonest and basically evil" and also have "the hair of a kewpie doll."
For 70+ comments, they proved they were smarter, more honest, more Godly, and possessing of better hair by calling me gay in as many ways as they could think of. "Fudgepacker" was fun because it reminded me of second grade, "pointy headed fag in need of dental work" has a nice ring to it, plus my two favorites "bitchy eunuch" and "limp-wristed sodomite" which are awesome because they're not even gay slurs from the last hundred years. They had to do some archaeology to find those well reasoned arguments.
They found some old head shots from my website and took issue with my teeth, my hair, the wrinkliness of my "fake work shirt" (?), and my similarity to Dilbert, which I honestly don't see.
Even more terrifying than homophobia from the 1200s and their wishing I was hotter are the signatures some of the commenters have. On the place where some people would write "PHD Candidate" or a quote from Ghandi, they have some of the most upsetting non-sequiturs I've ever seen. Matt1234 signs his comment with "Hitler blamed the Jews. Obama blames the Tea Party" a sentence that raises all kinds of questions about his understanding of the holocaust. Even worse, ConradofMontferrat signed his comment "According to mudslimz, my handle is a HATE CRIME. And I HOPE they don't like it." I... there's... nope. Never mind. I have no words.
They're not all bad. When they discovered I was on Portlandia, they had a cute discussion of the show and the merits of the brunch sketch versus stuff that happened in season 3. There was also some back-and-forth about my use of periods inside quotation marks. It isn't helpful since they're speaking dogmatically about an issue for style guides, but it was kinda fun to see them going after grammar mistakes with the same enthusiasm they attacked gays and Muslims. At least they're well rounded.
Yeah.
Bad teeth.
Bad haircut.
Bad “work shirt” ...
And his glasses are as ugly as his hate-filled soul.
To a faggot, when they get CAUGHT RED HANDED, spewing their disgusting hatred, its always: "But it was JUST hilarious FRIVOLITY! Oh just WHY can't you KNUCKLE DRAGGERS get the INTELLIGENT HUMOR and Sarcasm?"
Hey FAGGOT, your unintelligent, unimaginative, dishonest NON humorous response was OUTED years ago.
He’s from Portland, O-ree-gon.
I lived there, for a few years, doing my time as a “cubicle rat”.
I do not miss, pine, or reminisce about Portland, except for a few of the fairer sex, I met there.
The politics is left. There is a church on every corner, so to speak, but the town had once earned the title, “The Most Unchurched City in the U.S.”
Any city that could elect a political refugee from East
Germany, (Vera Katz), as a mayor, and, as California did, re-elect a chump cowboy-doctor for Governor, don’t rate highly.
So, when someone says they are ‘from Portland’, with a smile, what good can come of it.
I like how he made up at least 5 words in an article where he attacked Palin for making up words.
"I've told you the power of words, so here are some good old fashioned words: Work. Honesty. Courage. Justice. Perseverance."
Alex replies, "If only somebody had told her the power of sentences!"
Then Alex writes, "Um, argument ad imaginarium? Good work, Alex. 10 points. "
To which I reply,
"If only somebody had told Alex the power of sentences!"
The comments in that thread were not nearly as bad as he made it seem in his diatribe.
It is always easier to be snarky about something you read, then to be original. That is my favorite kind of writing.
Did anyone bother to tell the dumbsh** that FreeRepublic predates the “Tea Party” by about 15 years???
Did he write this before or after he wrote the first article.
Never heard of the PTown Mercury in the first place.
Pray America is Waking
The guy was bashing “old white men from Indiana” and I didn’t even comment there, LOL.
I didn't even ping Sarah's List to that thread because I dislike giving every limp-wristed sodomite who opens it's fat ignorant mouth about her an audience.
But this Douche literately asked for it.
So.....Let the Games Begin!
LOL - good for you!
GREAT ping KC!
At least he’s finding out things about himself that his faggoty friends never bothered to caution him about. It never occurred to him before that he might be wrong, that he might be limp wristed, and that he might be a moron. The first step is always the hardest - self recognition.
Thanks. Glad I ruffled his feathers.
I think this guy is auditioning to be on the Chelsea Lately panel with the other male lesbian “comedians.”
And that one chubby little dyke that was possibly born female. (No not Chuey...)
This guy reminds me of a stomach virus that I once had.
The face that launched a million swimmers.
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