[Redcitizen]

Chuck Norris doesn't look under his bed for the crocodile. The crocodile looks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

[bramps]

Now listen Cindy Lou, there is not an eight foot crocodile under your bed. Now get back in your room and go to bed now!

[Telepathic Intruder]

The crocodile was probably shocked the next morning to discover that someone was sleeping above the bed the whole time.

[R_Kangel]

"Eight-Foot Crocodile Found Under Bed"

.... Well.... it is Croc infested third world Zimbabwe ..... woulda been more interesting if it was in Florida or another Croc infested State.

[Ezekiel]

Is there a Monsters Under the Bed ping list?

Gary Larson, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

[Rebelbase]

Did my boots just move?

[skinkinthegrass]

D@rn! ...Our brethren, the Crocs And Gators; get all the
headlines, We lizards, skinks and Geckos never get any kewl stories.

[jmacusa]

An eight foot crocodile, man. Sure beats the heck out of dust bunnies.

[kingattax]

[Revolting cat!]

Crocodile under a bed? I once found a horse's head in my bed, but that's nothing in comparison.

[catnipman]

I hate when that happens.

[lowbridge]

Lucky guy. All I ever find under my bed are communists.