Eight-Foot Crocodile Found Under Bed

Good Morning America- Yahoo news ^ | 09-18-2013 | Author Unknown

[Redcitizen]

A man in Zimbabwe got the surprise of his life when he discovered an eight-foot crocodile lying under his bed.

Guy Whittall slept through the night at a Humani lodge, where he also works, without any idea what was lying beneath him. It was only after he got out of bed to eat breakfast and heard the screams of a housekeeper that he saw the crocodile.

[Redcitizen]

Chuck Norris doesn't look under his bed for the crocodile. The crocodile looks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

[bramps]

Now listen Cindy Lou, there is not an eight foot crocodile under your bed. Now get back in your room and go to bed now!

[Telepathic Intruder]

The crocodile was probably shocked the next morning to discover that someone was sleeping above the bed the whole time.

[Redcitizen]

I like to keep this handy. For close encounters. (Hicks racking shotgun)

[R_Kangel]

"Eight-Foot Crocodile Found Under Bed"

.... Well.... it is Croc infested third world Zimbabwe ..... woulda been more interesting if it was in Florida or another Croc infested State.

[yarddog]

There are actually not too many crocs in Florida but there are more alligators than we need.

[Redcitizen]

Guy Whittall had an argument with the crocodile about who was going to be in the bed. He offered to flip a coin with the crocodile. The crocodile called tails and lost. So the crocodile slept under the bed.

[R_Kangel]

.... Well .... Technically and zoologically you are correct .... however .... fashion Nazis would maintain that there are still way too many footwear Crocs been worn there in Florida as there are here in Los Angeles LOL.

[Ezekiel]

Is there a Monsters Under the Bed ping list?

Gary Larson, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

[Rebelbase]

Did my boots just move?

[Redcitizen]

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[Redcitizen]

“Did my boots just move?”

Could be. Lie very still in bed till morning when the sun comes up. ;)

[skinkinthegrass]

D@rn! ...Our brethren, the Crocs And Gators; get all the
headlines, We lizards, skinks and Geckos never get any kewl stories.

[jmacusa]

An eight foot crocodile, man. Sure beats the heck out of dust bunnies.

[kingattax]

[Revolting cat!]

Crocodile under a bed? I once found a horse's head in my bed, but that's nothing in comparison.

[catnipman]

I hate when that happens.

[lee martell]

I take it from your comment that the rest of the horse’s body was missing. Well now. Who. pray tell, did you make madder than a wet hen?