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Eight-Foot Crocodile Found Under Bed
Good Morning America- Yahoo news ^
| 09-18-2013
| Author Unknown
Posted on 09/18/2013 7:17:19 PM PDT by Redcitizen
A man in Zimbabwe got the surprise of his life when he discovered an eight-foot crocodile lying under his bed.
Guy Whittall slept through the night at a Humani lodge, where he also works, without any idea what was lying beneath him. It was only after he got out of bed to eat breakfast and heard the screams of a housekeeper that he saw the crocodile.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: crocodile; ecology; hotel; reptile
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Chuck Norris doesn't look under his bed for the crocodile. The crocodile looks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
To: Redcitizen
Now listen Cindy Lou, there is not an eight foot crocodile under your bed. Now get back in your room and go to bed now!
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posted on
09/18/2013 7:25:44 PM PDT
by
bramps
(Obama, Democrats, and Planned Parenthood: The biggest fans of chemical weapons on the planet)
To: Redcitizen
The crocodile was probably shocked the next morning to discover that someone was sleeping above the bed the whole time.
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posted on
09/18/2013 7:26:47 PM PDT
by
Telepathic Intruder
(The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: F15Eagle
I like to keep this handy. For close encounters. (Hicks racking shotgun)
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posted on
09/18/2013 7:35:22 PM PDT
by
Redcitizen
(.)
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To: Redcitizen
"Eight-Foot Crocodile Found Under Bed".... Well.... it is Croc infested third world Zimbabwe ..... woulda been more interesting if it was in Florida or another Croc infested State.
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posted on
09/18/2013 7:38:18 PM PDT
by
R_Kangel
( "A Nation of Sheep ..... Will Beget ..... a Nation Ruled by Wolves.")
To: R_Kangel
There are actually not too many crocs in Florida but there are more alligators than we need.
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posted on
09/18/2013 7:41:35 PM PDT
by
yarddog
(Romans 8: verses 38 and 39. "For I am persuaded".)
To: Telepathic Intruder
Guy Whittall had an argument with the crocodile about who was going to be in the bed. He offered to flip a coin with the crocodile. The crocodile called tails and lost. So the crocodile slept under the bed.
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posted on
09/18/2013 7:42:11 PM PDT
by
Redcitizen
(.)
To: yarddog
.... Well .... Technically and zoologically you are correct .... however .... fashion Nazis would maintain that there are still way too many footwear Crocs been worn there in Florida as there are here in Los Angeles LOL.
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posted on
09/18/2013 7:55:31 PM PDT
by
R_Kangel
( "A Nation of Sheep ..... Will Beget ..... a Nation Ruled by Wolves.")
To: Redcitizen; Slings and Arrows
Is there a Monsters Under the Bed ping list?
Gary Larson, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
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posted on
09/18/2013 8:01:45 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
To: Redcitizen
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posted on
09/18/2013 8:13:24 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
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To: Ezekiel
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To: Rebelbase
“Did my boots just move?”
Could be. Lie very still in bed till morning when the sun comes up. ;)
To: Redcitizen; All
D@rn! ...Our brethren, the Crocs And Gators; get all the
headlines, We lizards, skinks and Geckos never get any kewl stories.
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posted on
09/18/2013 9:01:04 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
To: Redcitizen
An eight foot crocodile, man. Sure beats the heck out of dust bunnies.
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posted on
09/18/2013 9:06:59 PM PDT
by
jmacusa
(Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
To: Redcitizen
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posted on
09/18/2013 9:22:47 PM PDT
by
kingattax
(America needs more real Americans.)
To: Redcitizen; a fool in paradise
Crocodile under a bed? I once found a horse's head in my bed, but that's nothing in comparison.
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posted on
09/18/2013 9:25:49 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Redcitizen
I hate when that happens.
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posted on
09/18/2013 9:26:45 PM PDT
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: Revolting cat!
I take it from your comment that the rest of the horse’s body was missing. Well now. Who. pray tell, did you make madder than a wet hen?
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