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Chicago's new war on guns: Letters
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| 07/19/13
| Tal Kopan
Posted on 07/20/2013 1:53:18 PM PDT by jocon307
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There's a link at the Politico site to the Chicago Sun-Times, but the comments were so funny at Politico I figured I'd post that one.
No, they're not kidding, but it is a joke.
I just hope all the crooks/vics stay cool when "the man" comes knocking at the door to deliver these missives. I wouldn't want anybody to get hurt.
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posted on
07/20/2013 1:53:18 PM PDT
by
jocon307
To: All
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posted on
07/20/2013 1:55:04 PM PDT
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: jocon307
>>found a small network of people was responsible for more than 70 percent of the killings
Progressives write their own satire, don’t they?
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posted on
07/20/2013 1:55:40 PM PDT
by
Bryanw92
(Sic semper tyrannis)
To: jocon307
one of the comments
Hope they don't write them in cursive.....
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posted on
07/20/2013 1:57:50 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: jocon307
Six months from now, they'll be wondering why it didn't work.
"Maybe the letters weren't strongly worded enough? Could we get the UN to help?"
"Next time let's use block letters, not cursive...
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posted on
07/20/2013 1:59:04 PM PDT
by
ZOOKER
(Until further notice the /s is implied...)
To: jocon307
Six months from now, they'll be wondering why it didn't work.
"Maybe the letters weren't strongly worded enough? Could we get the UN to help?"
"Next time let's use block letters, not cursive...
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posted on
07/20/2013 1:59:25 PM PDT
by
ZOOKER
(Until further notice the /s is implied...)
To: jocon307
"We are told that the pen is mightier than the sword, but I know which of these weapons I would choose." --
Adrian Carton de Wiart
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posted on
07/20/2013 2:00:19 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Who knew that one day professional wrestling would be less fake than professional journalism?)
To: jocon307
Blacks disproportionately targeted.
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posted on
07/20/2013 2:00:41 PM PDT
by
umgud
(2A can't survive dem majorities)
To: jocon307
Hopefully they won’t be written in cursive.
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posted on
07/20/2013 2:01:30 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
(Member: NAACAC)
To: jocon307
This is like the UN before the Iraq War: “we’ll send you a UN resolution and if that doesn’t work, here’s another 100 resolutions.”
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posted on
07/20/2013 2:01:55 PM PDT
by
max americana
(fired liberals in our company after the election, & laughed while they cried (true story))
To: jocon307
To: jocon307
Instead of paying all those cops to hand out literature, just put up Gun Free Zone and Safe Zone signs all around the city and then two, pass some really restrictive gun laws.
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posted on
07/20/2013 2:04:41 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
To: Bushbacker1
That’s a pretty good blog.
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posted on
07/20/2013 2:16:52 PM PDT
by
jocon307
To: JoanneSD
I thought maybe Biden spelt the three letter word...G_U_N_S
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posted on
07/20/2013 2:18:36 PM PDT
by
JoanneSD
To: jocon307
found a small network of people was responsible for more than 70 percent of the killingsGood reason to take guns away from everyone in the U.S.
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posted on
07/20/2013 2:18:48 PM PDT
by
Inyo-Mono
(NRA)
To: ZOOKER
Commenter Valannin has suggested they may try tweeting. He (or she) says:
After the letters fail to work, the CPD is going to consider Tweets to better reflect their recipients’ short attention span:
“@ Thugs We no who u r. Pls stop being bad ppl. This be your 35th warning #stupidideas”
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posted on
07/20/2013 2:20:31 PM PDT
by
jocon307
To: jocon307
Stern warnings. That should do the job. I know it always worked with me when I was a kid.(Riiiiiiiiight.)
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posted on
07/20/2013 2:25:53 PM PDT
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: jocon307
The pilot program is targeting individuals off a heat list developed by a Yale professor...
Well, heck. If there's a Yale professor involved, it's bound to be a sterling success, right?
To: jocon307
Probably be about as effective as court issued restraining orders!!
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posted on
07/20/2013 3:11:37 PM PDT
by
RAY
(God Bless the USA!)
To: jocon307
Headline Chicago:
Thugs Kill 3.0 New School Student, Police Send Strongly Worded Letter
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posted on
07/20/2013 3:15:24 PM PDT
by
fella
("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again,")
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